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The Ying Tong Song

(Orchestral intro)

Tenor: There's a song that I recall

My mother sang to me.

Sprigs (off): Oh! (a sigh)

Tenor: She sang it as she tucked me in

When I was ninety-three.

(harp plays a rising chord...)

Sprigs: I diddle, I. Who was that bum?

Bluebottle + Sprigs:

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po,

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong ying tong (bluebottle drops behind)

Ying tong iddle I po

Sprigs: Keep lad up. Keep.

Bluebottle: Keep up lad up.

Both: Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Sprigs: lad

Both: Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po (lad)

Iddle I po (lad)

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong (Sprigs: iddle) (Bluebottle: ying tong)

Ying tong iddle I po

Ying tong ying tong iddle

Bluebottle (spoken):

Ying tong iddle I po!

(short raspberry, Secombe)

Both: Oh!

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Iddle I po!

(trumpet bit)

Bluebottle:

Ying. Ying tongy tongy.

Ying tong iddle I po.

Ying tong iddle I po.

(Secombe under this: What a lovely lovely boy!)

(or Secombe under this: What a lovely melody devine!)

Ying ying ying tongy tongy.

(Milligan: Get out the rifle, sir.)

(or Milligan: Get off the record.)

Yeeeng.

Ying tong ying tong d'gy-n'o.

Ying tong d'ga.

(Secombe: Get away.)

D'g d'g d'ga.

Ying tong iddle I po.

Seagoon:Hear that crazy rhythm

Driving me insane.

Strike your partner on the bonce (bonk?).

(thump)

Eccles: Ooh. I felt no pain.

(Seagoon screeches)

Seagoon, Bluebottle and Eccles:

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong ying tong

Ying...

(harp chord rises)

Soprano: Take me back to Vienna....

(Raspberry section, probably Milligan)

Bloodnok: Ohhhhh!

Eccles: Oh!

(harp chord)

Soprano: Take me back to Vienna, where the....

(crash!)

Seagoon, Sprigs and Bluebottle (far off):

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

(mad dash to foreground)

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

(Sprigs: where's he going lad?)

(BB: I don't know)

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Seagoon: LOOK OUT!

(cry from Bluebottle)

(mad dash to distance)

(hastily)

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

(dash to foreground)

Ying tong...

(whine of bomb dropping, explosion)

Double speed, but same tempo, Goons:

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Iddle I po.

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Iddle I po.

One: Ying! Tongy tongy tongy.

Yiddy diddy diddy da daaa. Ying diddy.

Ying tong diddle. Yiddada boo.

(rhythmic thigh slapping, raspberry)

All Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle

Ying tong iddle I po

Ying tong ying tong

Ying tong iddle I po

Iddle I po.

Bluebottle?: Whoooooh!

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Was it something he said? :D Those secret PMs late at night. :o

Nothing i ever said nor i acted. These people just have to much time and start accusing someone humble like me. I hope no one goes thru what i've gone thru after reading all the bullshit that was posted about me. :D

Hey Shivek. Get over it. Take it as it was meant. JOKING! Not to be taken as serious. :D

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Was it something he said? :D Those secret PMs late at night. :o

Nothing i ever said nor i acted. These people just have to much time and start accusing someone humble like me. I hope no one goes thru what i've gone thru after reading all the bullshit that was posted about me. :D

Hey Shivek. Get over it. Take it as it was meant. JOKING! Not to be taken as serious. :D

Wooooo, handbags at dawn :D

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Was it something he said? :D Those secret PMs late at night. :o

Nothing i ever said nor i acted. These people just have to much time and start accusing someone humble like me. I hope no one goes thru what i've gone thru after reading all the bullshit that was posted about me. :D

Hey Shivek. Get over it. Take it as it was meant. JOKING! Not to be taken as serious. :D

I already got over it. But then u guys only made me remember it. If u stop mentioning or "joking" about me in every ###### post, i would get over it and soon froget it. :D

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Was it something he said? :D Those secret PMs late at night. :o

Nothing i ever said nor i acted. These people just have to much time and start accusing someone humble like me. I hope no one goes thru what i've gone thru after reading all the bullshit that was posted about me. :D

Hey Shivek. Get over it. Take it as it was meant. JOKING! Not to be taken as serious. :D

I already got over it. But then u guys only made me remember it. If u stop mentioning or "joking" about me in every ###### post, i would get over it and soon froget it. :D

Aaawww hunny do you want a cuddle? :D

Edit - The Moog, yeah, great poster :D

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I see now you want to post a photo within your siggy, Shivek !

Is it a photo of you 'diddling' yourself alongside a copy of Manbreasts Monthly (the one with me on the cover being arrested in Pattaya Police Station). I do hope so !

No, moog is just a <deleted> and can't let go. Give Shivek a rest and go G.A.G.

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Get off of my back! Come on, u have started the ######ing discussion about me again. What do u want from me? I dont talk a shit about anything now. I have stopped. Or do u have so much time to bug others that now u r buggin me? Enough means enough. R u gonna talk about me till i ###### off this forum or what? Or u r gonna talk about it until ur last breathe. Then i think if there is ###### it would be the place u all r destined to go.

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Get off of my back! Come on, u have started the ######ing discussion about me again. What do u want from me? I dont talk a shit about anything now. I have stopped. Or do u have so much time to bug others that now u r buggin me? Enough means enough. R u gonna talk about me till i ###### off this forum or what? Or u r gonna talk about it until ur last breathe. Then i think if there is ###### it would be the place u all r destined to go.

I was only playing :o

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