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Horny Hangovers


The Gentleman Scamp

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The sex drive or urge to procreate is primal. Drinking tends to weaken the “human brain” and allows the “primal brain” to become more dominate. Our human brain keeps us in check. That is about as basic as I can say it. It takes a good 24 hours or more for your body to get what you have been drinking out. During that time you experience the good and the bad of it all. If being sexually aroused is part of it then that is what it is. Simply put, you are experiencing lust that is part of the primal brain, as love is part of the human brain. The underlying nature of each person become more apparent when drinking. As sex is part of all of us, we all experience changes in drive when drinking and during the detox period. Depending on what time of the month it is women will also experience a greater urge for sexual contact after drinking. That greater urge occurs during ovulation. Nature has made men ready to mate at anytime as each woman’s cycle differs. Men get a constant 24-7 low dose of hormones, as women get a huge one dose a month when they ovulate. Always keep in mind we too are part of nature. I hope this outline will answer your question.

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You had lots of drinks. Your bladder is full, requiring your sphincter to pull more tightly to hold it in. That happens to also slightly restrict blood flow out of the penis. I assume you know how an erection works.

Sex drive works both ways. If you have an erection, you tend to get horny.

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The two viagras you swallowed are just cutting in???

Hmm I dunno how bout the gals?,the missus is always horny when hung over too

You had lots of drinks. Your bladder is full, requiring your sphincter to pull more tightly to hold it in. That happens to also slightly restrict blood flow out of the penis. I assume you know how an erection works.

Sex drive works both ways. If you have an erection, you tend to get horny.

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You had lots of drinks. Your bladder is full, requiring your sphincter to pull more tightly to hold it in. That happens to also slightly restrict blood flow out of the penis. I assume you know how an erection works.

Sex drive works both ways. If you have an erection, you tend to get horny.

no Golden Shower please....... :o:D:D

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Happy Horny Hangover!!!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria

and leaving you with a feeling of well being.

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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

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