It'S Amazing How Much Cheaper Girlfriends Are In Thailand Than America

[happyrobert]

It's pretty cool how competitive Thai girls are and how low the prices are. An American girlfriend for one month: (prices converted to THB)

400ml of OrganicCoconut Milk Face Cream (imported from Thailand) ... 3000 baht

10 Liters of Organic Apple Juice Shampoo ... 3000 baht

20 Liters of Organic Cranberry Juice (for urinary track infections) as advised by Gynecologist ... 3600 baht

6800 grams OrganicYogurt (for the Intestinal Bacteria [bL Regularis] Benefits) as advised by Internist ... 4000 baht

10.4L Pickles for pregnacy ... 600 baht

1 Huge Loaf of an ex-boyfriend/husband ... 30,000 baht for restraining order

1 pound delicious Fat Suction from hips... 18,000 baht

Young Coco-nutty kids imported from previous relationships .... Priceless (in her eyes)

When you go girlfriend hunting in Thailand, you have a MASSIVE selection of shapes and sizes and faces. When you go in America, you have slightly more selection than the clerks in a 7/11 store. I don't know how many different smiles and eyes I have counted. It must be over a million. After spending so much time in America, I almost fell down. I am really not missing America.

:whistling:

With respects and a nod to Farang000999 and his post at http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/460412-its-amazing-how-much-cheaper-food-is-in-america-than-thailand/

Edited April 20, 2011 by happyrobert

[GreenSnapper]

Perfect!

But you forgot the costs of a Western divorce, also known as 'western sin sod'.

[kevkev1888]

Perfect!

But you forgot the costs of a Western divorce, also known as 'western sin sod'.

Sin Sod Off

[cdnvic]