Neeeko Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Before the match starts, guess the team you’re supporting’s startling line up: If you get this wrong you must down a pint. If the team playing against yours scores: Do a shot. If a player on your team gets a yellow card: Call the nearest girl to you a slut If a player on your team gets a red card: Tell the barman /barmaid “I’ve been a naughty boy and I need to get punished” then order the strongest drink in the bar. If your team scores: Slap your best mate. If at half time your team is losing: Down a pint. If at full time your team has lost: Put all the drinks the table into one glass and down all of it. If your team loses by more than 3 goals: Do a shot of vodka in the eye. If your team loses by more than 5 goals: You have to shit yourself in the bar and carry on like nothing’s happened. If you and your mates team draws: Go into the toilet and give each other a hand job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Africanteacher Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 These, I am so going to try! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hullupullo Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Don't forget Simpsons WC episode on Fox Sports, 21:30. Sure there will be reds and yellows so you can practice your acts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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