redrus Posted July 9, 2006 Share Posted July 9, 2006 JUst got this off a mate. You gotta love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. MASTERCARD WEDDING After the wedding and towards the end of the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd He asked everyone to take their seats and said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his Bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, “F--- you!" he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta' here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has nuts the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard"priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion: $3,000. Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MASTERCARD. redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwana1952 Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Sorry to be the one to have to tell you, and by extension your mate, but this one is an urban legend. For a complete run down on this story look here . . . http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redrus Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 Sorry to be the one to have to tell you, and by extension your mate, but this one is an urban legend. For a complete run down on this story look here . . . http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp Mate, I kind of imagined it would be just, couldn't arsed looking. It amuzed me..... redrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Doesn't matter if it's an urban myth - it's still funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agsnowdon Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 and I'm sure this was posted last week or so ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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