I'm getting married to my Thai Girlfriend next year and because she likes pink made the following statement recently with a really unsuspected reply.

Her being a ordinary decent Thai girl from a rather well educated family but knowing she loves pink I teased her by saying....... My love.... I think I will rent a Pink Limo Tuk Tuk for us as a wedding car.

Her Reply: Oh really my love ?? I tell you what.... Keep the Pink Tuk Tuk or.... Keep me.... ( just to find out later she would not even be found dead in a tuk tuk ever )

Please share your sweet and funny remarks from your Thai GF / Wife

Getting caught in a sudden violent storm and having our pleasant evening abandoned by my wanting to beat a hasty retreat to safety from our exposed location.

''Why you scared of the storm?, you're a big guy''

I explained lightning was dangerous; She said

''Thai lightning not same English lightning'' a view she held until her brother's mate was killed by lightning in Chanthaburi and I showed her the pics of lightning struck corpses in Sirriraj Museum, Now she's the first to scarper when the sky starts flickering....

"I no work bar"

Moved to Pub. The ladies section is FOR women living, from or visiting Thailand.