Costas2008 Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 How to get to Heaven from Ireland >>> > I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class,> to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.> > I asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale,> and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'> > 'NO!' the children answered.> > 'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the lawn, and kept everything> tidy, would that get me into heaven?> > Again, the answer was 'NO!'> > 'If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get> me into heaven?'> > Again, they all answered 'NO!'> > I was just bursting with pride for them.>> I continued, 'Then how can I get into heaven?' > > A little boy shouted out: 'YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD.'> > It's a curious race, the Irish. Brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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