Mr Jones Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The white man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangsay Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Very good , though as a skinny little white guy myself I found it slightly racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjune Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 haha, that was a good one! =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guardian Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted October 21, 2006 Share Posted October 21, 2006 Very good , though as a skinny little white guy myself I foundit slightly racist. Yes, it's called 'positive discriminaton'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lourens Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Very good , though as a skinny little white guy myself I foundit slightly racist. How the FUKC did you find that racist??!!! Would it be any better if it was an Indian and a Chinese? Come on now - Grow up . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangsay Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Very good , though as a skinny little white guy myself I found it slightly racist. How the FUKC did you find that racist??!!! Would it be any better if it was an Indian and a Chinese? Come on now - Grow up . . . I was joking , Einstein What are you doing reading this forum if you don't recognise humour when you see it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Very good , though as a skinny little white guy myself I found it slightly racist. How the FUKC did you find that racist??!!! Would it be any better if it was an Indian and a Chinese? Strictly speaking it would still be racist! It, strictly speaking, would still be racist if it were an Irishman and an Italian (although the punch-line wouldn't work). It's the degree of racism we are willing to accept and the comparitive perception of our own social mores that define what we find funny and what we allow to be funny. This is what 'partially' defines civilisation! What are we willing to laugh at in ourselves and in others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 is this the joke section or not, and I do find it offensive to us who have 20" penises and 6 pounds wort of testicles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lourens Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I appologise if I flew off the bat there but I cannot stand any remarks about racism especially out of context as this remark clearly, was even as a joke. You're right - this a humour forum and it should make us laugh or at least smile. But it just makes my blood boil if someone starts making remarks about racism. Racism is a word made up by some narrow-minded self appointed social police to try and tell us how we should live our lives. I hate the word and I hate the concept. I know all about racism and its complications and can probably write a book on the subject. All I'm saying here is: Think before you make a remark like that on a forum like this. I've said enough and I won't be drawn into any further discussion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I appologise if I flew off the bat there but I cannot stand any remarks about racism especially out of context as this remark clearly, was even as a joke. You're right - this a humour forum and it should make us laugh or at least smile. But it just makes my blood boil if someone starts making remarks about racism. Racism is a word made up by some narrow-minded self appointed social police to try and tell us how we should live our lives. I hate the word and I hate the concept. I know all about racism and its complications and can probably write a book on the subject. All I'm saying here is: Think before you make a remark like that on a forum like this.I've said enough and I won't be drawn into any further discussion. well said, lets lighten up in the jokes section Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 is this the joke section or not, and I do find it offensive to us who have 20" penises and 6 pounds wort of testicles I think you can get an ointment for that Bronco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 is this the joke section or not, and I do find it offensive to us who have 20" penises and 6 pounds wort of testicles I think you can get an ointment for that Bronco. I did get an ointment, from a weener to 20" in 3 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Now now fella's... Welcome back Lourens.. Long time no see. To the others, notice his avatar appears to be a merge of the south african flag.. SA has a long history of discomfort... Anyway, moving swiftly onwards.. I'm 6foot3, about 170 pounds, about 12 inches on a really good day, and my testicles weigh.. well that depends on before or after... The name? Klown. Kayo the Klown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Jones Posted October 22, 2006 Author Share Posted October 22, 2006 Now we have a problem was it a racist joke? If yes, what race was it aimed at? Am I a big black man or am I a skinny white man? Answers on a postcard or sealed down envelope Lez PS, I’m also very antiracist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Now we have a problem was it a racist joke? If yes, what race was it aimed at? Am I a big black man or am I a skinny white man? Answers on a postcard or sealed down envelope Lez PS, I’m also very antiracist you could be a blue man with an inverted penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangsay Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 I appologise if I flew off the bat there but I cannot stand any remarks about racism especially out of context as this remark clearly, was even as a joke. You're right - this a humour forum and it should make us laugh or at least smile. But it just makes my blood boil if someone starts making remarks about racism. Racism is a word made up by some narrow-minded self appointed social police to try and tell us how we should live our lives. I hate the word and I hate the concept. I know all about racism and its complications and can probably write a book on the subject. All I'm saying here is: Think before you make a remark like that on a forum like this.I've said enough and I won't be drawn into any further discussion. Oh good ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Maybe this should be moved to the 'Philosophy' forum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted October 22, 2006 Share Posted October 22, 2006 Or the Kayo has a really large sexy Penis Forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted October 23, 2006 Share Posted October 23, 2006 In your dreams.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Jones Posted October 23, 2006 Author Share Posted October 23, 2006 JHC it was only a joke some need to get a life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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