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Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction. "Quick, man," he whispered to the waiter, "what did they say?" "Nothing," replied the waiter. "They were all too busy slipping the seeds into their pockets."
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat that stuttered" she said.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well," she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door jumped over the fence into our yard!."
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was" said the little girl. "My kitty raised her back, went Ffffff!, Ffffff!, Ffffff!, but before she could say 'F..k-off' the Rottweiler ate her!"
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Worst Joke Ever 2024
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This is pope Benedict 16. Pope Francis 1 is more tolerant toward gays.