Zyxel

Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog without sweating or being short of breath.
The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said,
“Well, I eat a loaf of rye bread every day. It keeps my energy level high and I always have great stamina with the ladies.”
So; on the way home the 80-year-old stops at the bakery along the way.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He said, “do you have any rye bread?”
She said, “yes, a full shelf would you like one?”
The old guy said, yes, 5 loaves please.”
She said,
“my goodness 5 loaves! By the time you start eating the third loaf, it’ll be hard.”
The old man smiles and says to himself, I can’t believe everybody knows about this but me!

A Kiwi farmer goes to Australia to visit his Aussie farmer cousin. They drink heavily in the outback pub…Flying down a gravel road in the Holden ute heading back to the farm , the Kiwi screams out “STOP THE UTE” His inbred , redneck hillbillly cousin skids to a halt. The kiwi jumps out and goes up to a sheep , his head caught in a wire fence. The Kiwi drops his daks (trousers) and starts giving the cute little sheep , what can only be described as , a jolly good rogering. He is pounding the fleecy victim , when the Aussie says “Can I have a go?” His magnanimous Kiwi cousin replies “Yeah mate” … and the Aussie goes over , and sticks his head in the fence…..