Som Nam Na

When it comes down to it yes- we will support one another. However Celtic origins Scots, Welsh, Irish are more tightly associated than with English. For the most part we wind one another up, but when the S&*te comes we are all united.

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Except when in Thailand!......My experience has been generally that if you are in trouble then you fellow countryman is usually the first to leg it out the door in case he's next.

All my past (and current) g/f are/were students.....exept my first "lust" who was a bar girl.

Before you go on about perverts hanging around schools....yes I am a pervert. don't hang around schools but am very adept at finding out which clubs and bars students frequent

I came up with "Pink Peter" (peter as in O'tool, pink cos has same letter as peter). I reckon the shrinks could have a field day with me

We have been advised that all he needs is a Non Immigrant B visa with a letter from our company, but I was under the impression that anybody working in Thailand needs a work permit. Can you clarify this please?

You are correct. Any foriegner working in Thailand needs a work permit....even if it is voluntary work

You'll need to specify which sort of Thai women. Generally they're anthropomorphic.

anthropomorphic

adj : suggesting human characteristics for animals or inanimate things [syn: anthropomorphous, humanlike]

I've had a few dogs and a couple were very inanimate in the bedroom

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Hazardous Materials Information System

Material Safety Data Sheet

Woman: A Chemical Analysis

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Element: Woman

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118 lbs., but known to vary from 110 to 550 lbs.

Occurrence: Copious quantities throughout the world

Physical Properties:

1.Surface usually covered with a painted film.

2.Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.

3.Melts if given special treatment.

4.Bitter if incorrectly used.

5.Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore.

6.Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties:

1.Has a great affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.

2.Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3.May explode spontaneously without prior warning, and for no known reason.

4.Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.

5.Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses:

1.Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2.Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3.Very effective cleaning agent.

Tests:

1.Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.

2.Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Hazards:

1.Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2.Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

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Man: A Chemical Analysis

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Element: Man

Symbol: Ego

Discoverer: Eve. Discovered by accident one day when she had a craving for ribs.

Atomic Mass: Accepted as 170 lbs, known to vary from 98 to 360 lbs.

Occurrence: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be found in any location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave Labor)

Physical Properties:

1.Surface often covered with hair--bristly in some areas, soft in others.

2.Boils when inconvenienced, freezes when faced with Logic and Common Sense.

3.Melts if treated like a God.

4.Can cause headaches and severe body aches; handle with extreme caution.

5.Specimens can be found in various states ranging from deeply sensitive to extremely thick.

6.Becomes stubborn and unyielding when pressure is applied; yields only when subtlety, subterfuge, flattery are applied.

Chemical Properties:

1.Is repelled by concentrated quantities of precious and semi-precious metals and stones (See Jewelry Store). However, is attracted to small quantities of these when viewed worn against the skin of a woman. It is believed woman's skin combines with the aforementioned to create a highly magnetic attraction for this element.

2.May explode spontaneously if wallet is opened.

3.Requires copious quantities of substances known as attention, reassurance, and stroking.

4.When saturated with Alcohol will be fairly inert and will repel most other elements.

5.Is repelled by most household appliances and common household cleansers.

6.Is repelled by small children clothed in diapers, particularly those of the malodorous variety.

7.Is rendered non-functional when confronted with the items in #5 & #6.

8.Is neutral to common courtesy and fairness.

9.Is impervious to embarrassment.

10.Most powerful embittering and aggravating agent known to woman.

Cigarette lighters than fall to pieces after 5 uses.

I've been thinking about this too. Thailand is no longer the fun it used to be. I'll probably be looking at Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam in the next 6-8 months if things don't imptrove.

I actually take my shoes off in the kitchen (usual entry to my house as I have't found the front door ones yet).

But anyhoo, I don't like leaving them outside cos once I squashed a gecko with me tootsies who had taken up residence.

Going with a B/G and not paying her in the morning.

When asked by your missus (Thai one that is) is another woman beautiful......saying "much more than you dear"

Telling your Thai date for the night that you reckon she should pay for the meal cos you are going to give her sex later. (whats good for the goose is good for the gander....right? )

When she asks you "do I look fat in this dress"....replying..."you look fat in ANY dress"

Lets face it. Girls are really easy to piss off (even when your not trying to eh?). The art is in carefully constructing non-commital replies to thier entrapping questions (that appear on the surface to be a straight question but in reality is just sighting you up for kick in the gonads)

The Classic one while shopping that we all know......

Her: Does this dress look alright?

You: Yes (oh, oh wrong answer).

Her: Just alright!!

You: It looks good. (she's not listening now...just hinking about your opening remark).

Her: Whats wrong with it then?

........and so it goes on.

The girlfriend riding around with a coat on then complaining that she is "too hot"........take yer bloody coat off then!

As this is a Thailand forum...shouldn't it be Thai songs?

Wichean-Tantipimonpan

Bird Tongchai

Losso

Jirasak

Palmy

Taxi

What are u doing man? You are supposed to take the last letter from the name of a band and use it to find another name of a band....for example, Rolling Stones..(last letter s so next band must start with s..)....Supertramp....now its P since Supertramp ends in P

Didn't know. We supposed to clap in between as well?

Motley Crew

Sitting in a bar for at least an hour and being asked to move accross the room cos the chair next to me is free and there are two Thai people that want to sit at the bar

KHUNDAN

ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE

Is that a bit like "ONCE AN ALCOHOLIC ALWAYS AN ALCOHOLIC"?

I know 3 bar girls (age 26 and over...all have children who are back with the families) They are not the pretiest things on the scene but thay are not ugly by any standards.

The each receive between 50,000 and 80,000 THB per month from their boyfriend(s). Every so often they will take a "holiday" to Pattaya/Bangkok or Phuket and work in the bars. Why? Because thats where they can meet another idiot to send them money for 2 weeks worth of sex every year. As soon as they identify a sap, they stop working and stay with him (usually a bloke over 60 cos he has more money and doesn't want sex too much). Then, when they have secured his monthly payments (they call it thier "salary")....it's back home to the life of luxury.

They all have cars, apartments , (upto 3) mobiles and motorbikes that mysteriously dissapear if thier boyfriends arrive in their home town (poverty plea). This usually happens just before he goes back home. After all, why should they spend thier money on travelling home when the farang will pay!

When I was round thier apartment, I saw they have 2 wardrobes each. One with nice clothes, one with crap clothes (again poverty plea).

They even have the use of a friends crap house so they can reinforce the poverty plea if the farang wants to see where they live.

So.......Who is the victim? Are they poor lost souls in need of rescuing? Are they f#@%. They are kniving gold diggers preying on the stupid and lonely.

What's the Thai name for womaniser- shu shui or similar? Not a very respected thing to be .

Thai Table of studliness (I've refined it a bit)

<100 ladies....Jon (poor)

101-200 ladies....Jai Dii (good heart)

201-300 ladies....Pii Sui (butterfly)

401-500 ladies...Jao Chuu (Playboy)

501-800 ladies....Helicopter

80-1000 ladies....Airport.

1000-2000 ladies....sait tii ngen laan (millionaire)

>2000 ladies....liar.

Bird Tongchai

Losso

Jirasak

Palmy

Taxi

what if the man likes freaky things in sex? He's still a stud?

You betcha.

But he gets elevated to the level of Stud Monster!

Western table of studliness......

1-3 ladies....Good bloke.

4-6 ladies....Ladies Man

7-10 ladies....Womaniser

10-20 ladies....Playboy

21-30 ladies....Stud

31-50 ladies....Stud Monster

51-100 ladies....Stud Master

>101 ladies....Liar.

add 100 to each category for Thai table

Most Thai's I've spoken to reckon that SMS is expensive when compared to talking. I've tried to explain that it depends on how long you talk for, but they don't quite get it!

One good side effect. The girl I went to see it with was too scared to sleep last night so I had to have loads of sex instead! 

My condolencies!!

Yep. 'aint life a bitch.

My favourite bit was when she put her legs.......oops should be talking about the film...try again...

My favourite bit was at the beginning when he was looking at the photo of the ghost in the class photo (side profile) and then it turned and looked at him.......shat me pants loads!!!!

Didn't hear my gig scream much though, cos there was a group of katoeys behind us who were obviously the Olympic Scream Team gold medalists.

I have met a few of these "volunteers". Most have some sort of dodgy history and have been recruited because it has come to the police attention and been offered as an alternative to imprisonment especially if they have no money for a bribe!.

Interesting point about the work permits. I hope immigration is made aware and these "volunteers" position is clarified.

I saw it last night (not cos of this thread.....only one with English subtitles ) .

Pooped my load several times. The timing was excellent. Best horror I've seen in Thailand so far!

One good side effect. The girl I went to see it with was too scared to sleep last night so I had to have loads of sex instead!

Corruption is a fact of life here but the less you know...the more vulnerable you are to coercion for extortionate amounts.

I have often negotiated a reasonable settlement in many cases where the outcome was to "grease the wheels" rather than grab every penny I had (although they did try it on) purely and simply because I was informed of the rules and regulations regarding the matter.

A trivial example..........

Stopped for wearing no helmet by the boys in brown...ok fair cop. How much???? 1000THB.

Why did that man just give you 300THB......"him Thai, you farang".

But the tourist police said that the maximum fine was UPTO 400 at the descretion of the officer!

"Ok 300 THB"