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The mistake was making the country's biggest criminal syndicate responsible for enforcing road safety. 

OP - changing tyres won't help (much) riding over the piece of road in your picture. Observe from behind another scooter riding on the same surface - look at the motor and rear wheel in relation to the floorboard and you will see the whole "frame" warping on every bump due to the frame design, and cheap-as-chips suspension.

Some after-market adjustable suspension that can adjust pre-load, damping, and rebound might help. A steering damper might also help.  But hey, it's a scooter and not practical or feasible.

Best advice is to use decent tyres with a general purpose tread and experiment with tyre pressure. Don't go above the recommended pressure, a recipe for disaster in the wet. A slightly lower pressure will help grip and braking in the wet.

Avoid the white paint when braking or leaning, especially in the wet. As somebody has already suggested, don't have a "white knuckle" grip on the bars, hold them loosely with bent elbows. Avoid the straight arm grip style.

When riding solo over the section of road, shift your weight as much as practical to the rear and specifically don't have your weight leaning on the bars - this takes weight slightly off the front, meaning less impact from the road surface. 

Standing up dirt bike style will also help, it just depends whether you're prepared to look like a muppet. 

I'm considering lodging historical reparation claims against the Celts, Jutes, Angles, Saxons, Romans, Danes (and Scandies in General), France and Germany. 

I suspect the melanin content of both the protagonist and antagonists in this fantasy might be an issue. 

And then they add the service charge on top. 

The missus pockets all the change - Thais don't believe in tipping. 

Right of way in Thailand is governed by vehicle mass. 

It pays dividends to be aware of your place in the pecking order. 

He might qualify for an Albertan passport in the near future. 

Miss Phet must be very spicy. 

They got their wishes fulfilled with the father from Maryland being returned, you'd think they would have learned a lesson from that. 

Well, they got their wish - irony is a beach. 

I can't see her admitting she was a DEI selection anytime soon.

She'll need a good ghostwriter, she was only slightly more aware of reality than Joe.  

They just want another reason to claim victimhood.  But begorrah, this is super cringeworthy. 

If it was in my pocket, I'd be using an industrial strength rubber band, not one from her last plastic bag of Som-Tam. 

Maybe Joe gave Jill an EPOA. 

The official political opposition is commonly referred to as the MSM.