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Long live Donald Trump.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

The radical Muslim wants to kill you for being an infidel

The "moderate" Muslim does not want to kill you, he just wants the radical Muslim to kill you.

The world has gone mad.

If you look around there are people everywhere glued to notsosmart phones stuck in their virtue signalling, social media ghettos. It's like Dawn of the Dead. A Zombified population scrolling up and down looking for something to "like" and to comment on to receive social media browny points.

Is it any wonder there are so many accidents around the world due to millions of peoples serious physiological addiction to the likes of Facebook whilst not taking a blind bit of notice to what is going on around them when out and about.

Sent from my computer at home.

You can roller skate on the car park lol I love this guys enthusiasm about the place! Swiss fella you should try Real Estate selling the low-end budget condos I think you'd do OK.

1 hour ago, Petchou said:

Don't get excited too much,. The Brits are on top of list of criminals and stupid creatures in LOS.

I would of thought a Canuck. A gob the size of Blackwall tunnel with a brain the size of an M&M.

On 23/01/2017 at 8:13 PM, ronjomtien said:

It's curious what the previous guy said about storms and rough seas this time of year. I just got off the ferry RT today. Pattaya to Hua Hin was OK, an old man got too stressed out and sick. The return trip was another story. I thought we would possibly capsize. The seas were storm like, though not 4 feet when they cancelled trips before but very rough and high. The boat right away started bouncing. The front half would lurch up and slam down with a big thud almost all the way to Koh Larn area. I thought it would break in two. All the Thai girls and ladies were vomiting in bags the whole trip some never even looking up out of their bags. The entire staff had to hover around giving out bags and tissues and hold people up going to the bathroom. 

Now the problem was that the Captain did nothing to help out the situation. He kept up the regular fast speed and never slowed down. He never once like on an airplane got on the mike or his English staff and tell people what was going on. Tell people nothing to worry about or when the lurching would stop...nothing was said by anyone and you know Thais never complain. Never said this boat cannot capsize. Never asked people to put on lifejackets. Never put on music or the two big TVs to help the nerves. Maybe he should have gone back, there were so many sick people. This captain needs training or a lesser job.

The regular problems is that they need a foreigner to help them. They stopped taking people in about 8:30 and sent some people home, but the boat was half empty. They don't have signs or tell you there is no food/drinks/coffee going or coming and no food at Hua Hin if you return. Only free water. The TVs were not on and many people were bored BECAUSE they don't tell you in advance you cannot go outside to enjoy the sea. They said it was too dangerous. Sure on the way back, that's cool. Free trip, what do you expect.

Free ticket, free water, free sick bags, free tissues and still moaning. If I was cap'n I'd of made you walk the plank me hearty!

On 25/06/2016 at 8:57 PM, Basil B said:

Nothing will happen...

They have been saying they will pull down those buildings built on public land on the west side of Walking Street for decades now...

Edit in...

Whooops. I forgot the army has taken control.

What next? Walking St to get back its beach???

On 02/11/2016 at 11:15 PM, Basil B said:

OK, but my quote was 25/6/16, and things are now happening since the previous administration down at City Hall have been replaced...

Farage is a hero he campaigned hard and lead us to victory after a very long tiresome battle with the communists. Good luck Nigel and thank you for saving Britain.

Quote "Your not laughing now are you"....priceless!

The West can also give you an opportunity to get by on your merits rather than waiting for an inheritance of a rai of swampland and a few pigs

If ones life has amounted to just 1 rai of marshland and some pigs one can see why the west would seem like a better option when one has failed miserably here. A hearty sitting of Jeremy Kyle week mornings whilst the kids are at the local school of excellence in chav culture and general juvenile delinquency, one could sit back on a DFS sofa and wonder "where it all went wrong".

A positive yet gently spoken luk khrueng child with manners and respect for authority and their elders is what the west can not offer.

If your an imbecile without the necessary brains to give your kids a rosy future here when they leave school/uni then yes they will be earning 15k a month. Whereas business minded people here who for example own land and commercial property will pass all or part of that on to their kids and teach them how to make money with it.

A good standard of schooling with a mixture of good business sense and the kid(s) will have a very happy and rosy future here indeed.

I can only assume if one takes their children to be bought up in the the UK one has limited resources and has "no other choice".

I do admit that salad bars at gourmet market and S Pyre chicken (which is supposed to be organic) are about 80% cheaper than in Canada.

That's it then, sold! You sure made my mind up about living here permanently or not, the salad bars at Gourmet Market are cheaper than Canada!

Beam me the f** up Scotty!

Boris the blade !

AKA The Bullet-Dodger. Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?

Who gives a toss?

Why should you never throw an obese Finn into a river?

Because Helsinki.

Very creative I give them that.

What about tunnels? Lots and lots of tunnels all over Pattaya for the rats, hookers, dealers and pedestrians to compliment the big tunnel being dug now, everyone's a winner baby.

The police did the right thing calling the army. She looks a bit of a looney, all it takes is for her to take her clothes off and start screaming blaming the Police for touching her like some do when caught gambling.

As you approach older age ( 80 years and up) you realise that is really your worldly knowledge and many years of perfecting your sexual techniques that attracts the young lassies to you.

Congratulations your post wins a prize!

You should get yourself one of these mosquito repellent suits.

Now you know why I don't like Pattaya

Yet you read the Pattaya news, jog on.