CantSpell

Crikey, couldn't make this stuff up. Did his mother sit him in front of Monty Python movies when he was a kid?

Are you aware that the revered founding father of Singapore who has just passed away used the exact same methods as Prayut is using to 'fix' Thailand with the one exception being that he ruled with an iron fist and jailed and punished dissenters that dared criticise his methods. Well it turned out all right there, didn't it!!

There was too much democracy (of the wrong kind), Ptayut is absolutely correct in stating this - what we have now is someone running the country with the people's welfare in mind. This is infinitely better than the abused and illegitimate democracy that the PTT served up. Oh!!, a darned sight less expensive to the nation's coffers as well.

I would be very happy if this was actually the case but I am still not convinced...

Fight against corruption seems to be a nice concept used to only clear the supporters of the previous government...

Seems to me they are clearing one side only, while the other one is happy a the drought..

So I have my doubts at the rosy vision

Take toothpaste as an example. If we can make a product of the same quality and cleansing properties, but not so colourful

Our neighbours like our products and they think highly of them

The packaging does not have to be too colourful and you do not have to re-advertise there since people are already using [such products]

"E-commerce is another channel for farmers and operators

Please stop him, going to wet myself.....

Must have a master in international economy, who would have thought... It was as simple as taking the color out of the toothpaste...

Have they already started the sexy:

- Cooks

- Chamber maid

- Cleaning ladies

- Nurses?

....

Sounds like a 10M B soapy with the extras included

Call the sexy plumber.

Everything is going down the drain!!

The Egg Board???

Aye, that is the scary part of that story for me....

To know the country has an "Egg Board"... Doing committees...

Aye, because GMM Grammy doesn't make enough money already.....

So in 2016, all the available Thai workforce will migrate to BKK as salaries will be higher...

Expect some unemployment stats to be issued shortly after...

Costas? Is that you ?

The staff members said internal workflow and management might become unstable and inefficient if the agency lacks a leader with full authority.

Moreover, they worry that the competitiveness of the country's tourism industry may suffer from poor internal organisation.

Aye, hurry up, find a new head for the weekly silly statement factory

The staff is worried, they are going to lose the head joker!!!!

Must be Mr Big, he has lotta tattoos and travel in a van... Scary !!

Also, really missing an officer pointing at the tattoos in the picture...

Actually I think some projection showed that those will be the main source of protein in the world within 50-100 years...

And not in Asia only but worldwide...

They make bacon and sausages with Tofu nowadays, might be able to make grasshopper and caterpillar bacon

He said that he himself paid several tens of thousand baht of taxes each month from his salary as the prime minister at 75,000 baht plus other allowances.

Several 10' of thousand of taxes per month on a salary of 75K + allowance? ?

Half a million in allowance is it?

Rather ironic that he plans to use the money for a train project when he can't see the "train wreck" right under his nose.

Rather ironic that he plans to use the money for train project when all train's projects already are planned to be financed by China, Korea, Japan, Laos and other generous sponsors..

Tho in all fairness he stated infrastrucutre projects, doesn't specify which one ones in OP.

We do not want that...

And you can not do that....

No more questions!!!

Seriously....

Guy hasn't grown up much, has he?

Me me me, I do what I want, it's all mine....

Each of them equipped with a cleaver....

Expecting a few to graduate as Master butcher soon

the solution for national happiness

follow the rules

only publish positive poll results

only survey individuals who passed attitude adjustment programs

Might be how it works now: make poll outside attitude adjustment center...

Survey them when they go out for some proper good pool results: perfect audience

I am currently working on his next speech, it's pretty awesome... You will like it; starts like this:

"I had a dream....

I was sitting on a throne and all the gods before me where kneeling in front of me...

and then I realized:

I am the god of the gods...."

"When I woke up, i knew then....

I am the God of the gods....

I am the gGood of the people...

I am the Reconciliation..."

"Kneel before me people,

I am your good and you have been naughty...

Silly children, be silent...

Listen silently when been spoken to.."

"Your are children, your opinion doesn't count..

I am the God of the people, the Good for the people...

I already made a song for you to sing...

And gave you values..."

"Sing it, follow them..

Or be adjusted...

Rejoice...

I am Happiness Forever!!!"

------

The future looks bright

They will be huddling for 6 days in Pattaya...

Makes sense, lot of happiness will return to them huddling in Pattaya

Excellent memory, the taxi- driver has there.

At least for learning all the "facts" that were handed to him and tell them to the right person at the right time and in the right order...

In your opinion that is of course. No proof - nah, just a good imagination.

Maybe he's a CIA or Chinese Intelligence plant; or was it Chalerm in one of his disguises?

Yes- in my opinion.

Unless these guys were assembling the bomb in the taxi and bragging about it...tell me, if you could remember such detail about 2 specific customers out of...50, let's say...you had during a day, just by being shown a grainy picture!

I, for sure, could not!

But as we all know: Thai- taxi drivers might not find the shortest way from Silom to Sukhumvit, but they sure as hell have excellent memory!

Maybe the taxi driver felt in love with the handsum dragon

Will never forget how handsum he was..

When you see 10-12 desks in some government center offices with maximum 2 having a computer on them....

I would say in 10 years maybe

Returning fakes to the Cambodian people....

Returning happiness to the Thai people....

Maybe we should have some expert checking on that happiness... Could be a fake as well

Maybe you're Ukrainian? Do they have Geordies in the Ukraine? Mabe Andy Capp.

You know Ukraine where Obama's regime helped rebels overthrow an elected president who was allegedly corrupt (the fact he favored Russia was just a coincidence of course!). Said rebels then became the elected government and now a civil war rages. As does one in Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Libyia - see if you can spot a similar denominator?

US Government is a little bit like a sales office: someone has to find markets and customers for all the nice corporate companies dealing weapons: they have always been a big support during elections

Respect the boss or get another job Mr President..

Cambodia not a country or in SE Asia then?

27 PH for Cambodia