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Did you ever notice that the customer says thank you at 7-11 instead of the cashier?

Time to say au rèvoir to that bank. Screw them.

Of course he was ticked off-his life is over. He just didn't want a public execution!

Two and a half-year-old? Try Disneyland, Bub.

Why do you want to know? You looking for a new job?

Yes, use detergent.

And tell them to put the first stamp on the first page not in the middle of the passport.

I didn't get any vaccinations. Six years here and no problem. Recently had a complete physical including blood test. No problems at all. It's Thailand not Africa.

Forget it. Just drive as you wish. You won't get pulled over often. When you do, poke around in your pockets and then get the lost license act going. You'll pay a little fine and off you go. Your license can be replaced when you return home.

Do you let her keep the change from a hundred?

No!

A pack of wonder cigarettes, a bottle of loh kao, a bottle of water for the loh kao, and two packs of sugas.

You sit in your room without clothes on and only go out if u have to.

Donovan visits occasionally. Yes, that Donovan. He is after all the Sunshine Superman.

Try black coffee and black cat tobacco.

George, you are a bad apple.

George, that's screwed up.

I've seen some hot ladyboys, but I try to maintain a certain perimeter and hold onto my valuables.

But did you swallow, crazy?

All rice is sticky. A real pain when a grain gets on your finger and you try to fling it off. It's just some rice is stickier than others. I believe if you use Pam you can eliminate most of the stick; however, if it's super sticky you seek try glutinous rice. Or, better yet, try oatmeal. It really sticks to your ribs so they say.

I smile and wai and say hello, but I refrain from asking anyone how are you because I don't want to know!

Cooked, perhaps, the girl didn't wait you because she thought you being a foreigner don't wai. Probably not to be disrespectful or condescending. Students wave to me whereas they don't wave to Thais. Not a big deal. Get over it.

The farang is a sissy. Not because he didn't return the slap, but it was his choice to give up the seat for the dames. He should have stood stoically. Plus, he would've looked even better for giving up his seat. Haha! After he got slapped, I suppose he meekly asked the bird, "may I have my seat back?" But the monk had no business slapping him. Three times? I get it!

The best way to see what it's like to to overstay and get caught. Then you will know. Do you go to a movie if I gets a bad review? Yes, because you have to judge for yourself. Go for it!

I constantly explain to my girlfriend that she can only tell me what to do in the bedroom. In there, and only in there, she is the boss!

If I had a baby and the father wouldn't contribute I would be forced to have him 'relocated'.