monkey4u

4 hours ago, Kerryd said:

In the rain, going up hill.

 

Pretty much a normal event that probably occurs dozens of times a day in Thailand. The only thing missing is a moto on the left side of the road, travelling in the wrong direction.

It would have been there but the rain stopped the rider

They didn't want to get their hair wet

The guy in the photo looks like he's crying after being screwed over the price of his rice

11 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Where I come from if you're a man over 40 and drunk randy young swarthy dudes are grabbing your ass, you're a happy camper! 

 

Please don't be a hater on Omid ... he's on holiday! Loosen up. 

Maybe you like your arse played with, if so go see Omid

I'm sure you will make a happy couple

I don't know what amazes me more

the police getting there before the victim, or such poor reporting

3 hours ago, bodymassagemyfriend said:

Head injury for that , are your insane. Why not shooting at  him?

Quite an unbalanced response to an offense. 

A slap in the face ok, thats enough

Where I come from, you want to touch my arse, you better be of the opposite sex

As for the Kiwi  good one cous

6 hours ago, little mary sunshine said:

 

 

You apparently don't understand English!

So you are saying the driver is innocent

The car is at fault ???

Maybe you need a new fairy tale

4 hours ago, Dexlowe said:

 

Whaaat! Forget Harold and the bimbo -- how old is Harold's mum, and what is her secret?

Her secret to a very long life is making sure Harold's bimbo doesn't get her paws on all the family money 

So the police get a pat on the back for doing their job 

What next a reward also 

How does a car jump a red light

It cant   ( If it could, please enter it in the next Olympics, high or long jump )

The retard driver is to blame

Please report what happened not the drivers fairy tale 

If you want fairy tales read Brothers Grim

The victims wont be suffering from blocked drains  for a while 

The fool should have been left in his car

He would have made a fine fish dinner somewhere down stream

Allow the man to use the insanity plea.

Simply add a clause that as he is unfit to stand trial, he is also incapable of controlling his wealth.

The government then takes control of everything he owns

Watch the little turd change colour and plea

It makes laugh when you think if she picked up her phone, there is no problem

My wife was not happy about things and did complain to her supervisor 

At 2.21 poor old Techpat seems somewhat pissed off being hand cuffed

Its so sad that some people are so full of there own <deleted> 

Why do some women ait for so long to announce they were  attacked

Take the cases of Rolf Harris and Bill Cosby

Were the victims waiting to claim more compensation 

Restaurant business a bit slow at present ? 

How's the new immigration office, an indoor pool yet  ??

21 minutes ago, tukkytuktuk said:

 

 

Angry Zomy.

Such a sweet little princess, I wonder if daddy thinks he should have drowned her at birth

10 minutes ago, elgordo38 said:

You accidentally get hit by a truck while walking with your new girlfriend. 

I missed that one 

50 minutes ago, LennyW said:

An internet idol LOL!!!!

Even Thai's have a name for the brain dead

2 hours ago, taichiplanet said:

probably due to silicone suddenly rushing to her head from acceleration.

 

Though there is some evidence that implants can cause cognitive dysfuntions

http://healingbreastimplantillness.com/breast-implant-symptoms/

The silicone would have plenty of room in her brainless head 

Grow a set of  's and tell her good bye

What's  the worst that can happen

1 )  She stabs you

2 ) Her husband stabs you

6 hours ago, The Dark Lord said:

I was in theMerch and loved every minute. No golden rivet though!

I heard so much about the golden rivet but had no desire to search for it

3 hours ago, whatproblem said:

So it was a pleasure for you

As pleasurable as any tropical cruise on a worn out WW2 aircraft carrier could be 

I was just happy not to be in the navy 

So the clowns opened the case to see what they could keep

It would have been a bad hair day for them if it went bang