monkey4u

One less Rock Spider for the kids to worry about

Glory Hut or Glory Hole ???

Jan Ketil Bråttas I`m a Norwegian fellow. I just give you one advice. That is to get your as out of Thailand asap, go back to Norway and do the pay-back. If I meet you in Thailand I will let all my anger, because you are making Norwegians looking bad, out on you.

A number of Norwegians make Norway look bad

How many of your countrymen are alcoholics ???

Home Pro have them or buy online at Lazada

2 weeks is more than enough time to buy a fake license

An easier way would be to put a price tag on the creature

When questioned just reply we are waiting to make the shoes and hand bag

Toyota Nissan Isuzu Suv's = A Tractor with ac

Lactose intolerance from cow milk is because we aren't baby cows.

Milk is for baby animals thats all. Thats why human babies don't have a problem with mums milk.

Soy milk grows man boobs Ive heard.

Mothers milk

Large plump breasts with it on tap 7 / 11 yum yum

So do they leave the keys in the ignition on the forecourt, as well as a couple of planks?

Maybe he rented the bike prior to the theft and had a spare key cut

Not so hard to do or plan

But WHY steal a bike that will stand out like an elephants erection

Did you miss the zip ties around him?

Those are not zip ties

Its a new style of seat belt

The good old days of classy and quality people flying are looooooooong gone. Remember the days when one would dress up in ones finest suits, arrive at the airport early and follow every instruction issued by air crews to the detail? Well those days are loooooooooong gone.

These says it's been replaced by this new generation of 'everything's about me' . People do as they please with NO CONSIDERATION or ReSpEcT for others.

Economy travel is like the worlds trailer trash all crammed in a tube with 3 or 4 normal folk & I pity those poorbastards that can't afford to be carried further fore in the aluminium tube.

The human gene pool is looking real ordinary........people should really need to qualify for passports, stop these a.holes from flying for goodness sake.

If I were a pilot these days, I'd want an ejection chute in the a/c and if I left one port with 300 I'd probably arrive at the next stop with 20.

Scum everywhere.

A suit

The last time I wore one was about 35 years ago

Guess I better return my pass port

Your way of thinking went out with the 50's

Please wake up. we don't need a collar and tie to be a frequent flyer

Pity they were on the bikes, my wish would have been for the car to ram and wreck all 100 motor bikes, that would put a stop to the road madness in that area.

Anyone guilty of these crazy dangerous frolics shold be find black listed-community service and the bike confiscated and sold off the proceeds going to the mentally handicapped.

So you want to sell their bikes and RETUN the money to them

Could you please let me know how to modify a Mitsu Strada L 200 with two airbags?

Trade it in on a new one

Why not ask her husband if its legal or not

I'm sure a smack in the mouth will clue you in to the correct answer

1.4 m for bail

I guess the family wont be buying a new car this week

Some of the cash laying around the house has been spent

You will need to buy a new tractor the day your wife and her buffalo refuse to do anymore work

76% of Taxis have met the standard so far ? Now I wonder what sort of standard that may be ? Could it be roadworthiness and internal cleanliness ? or perhaps, just perhaps, meeting the standard of bribes to be paid to Land Department "inspectors"

SHAME SHAME SHAME How could you say such a thing

Don't you know taking bribes, gambling and prostitution are illegal in Thailand

There is a company in Phuket that does them

I found them from a google search about a year ago beer-condom.com

Maybe she wanted to be the LIFE of the party

One reason they leave the furniture is its junk

I looked at 1 house, as a rental the furniture was ok, as an owner occupier not so good

It would cost money to remove unless you found a Thai that wanted it

The down side is you wait all day for him to come

This is from experience

"...arrested on a charge of raping someone under 13 years of age who is not his wife.."

Makes you think if the law makers were sane when this one was passed

For a good burger use half Pork and half Beef with bread crumbs, egg and Tabasco sauce

We use the cheapest that the local fresh market has

No need for quality beef as you are going to grill it

My wife would do the same if i ch(e)at with another girl....

You are a very lucky man

My wife would cut more than my clothes off me

I guess her drug selling as well as her bar work will be having a very low season for some time to come