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tips for round 10. demons ,cats , lions ,crows , eagles , swans ,hawks , bulldogs
state of origin ...Queensland
Mel, Gee, Kan, StK, Ade, WB, WCE and Col........well the wobllies are on a run of wins....they did win one.....
Best game of footy this season, the Mighty Dees by 57 points,pity about serious injury to young Nathon, the Tiges will miss him .
I'm still in mourning
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I saw one Grand Final in 1993, can't remember who was playing. Anyone know?
I think it might have been Collingwood, or another one starting with C??
maybe it was Richmond.
It was Essendon v Carlton. Essendon won.
The last time the Tigers were in a Grand Final was back in 1982 (I'm very sorry to say)
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Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the a*s and
having the balls to say, "You're next.
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The Tigers just keep on winning!!
They now have accounted for last years Grand Finalists (Port and Lions).
In 2 weeks time we meet the Eagles in Melbourne. Looks like another Tiger victory again (as everyone knows the Eagles can't win in Melbourne).
The Eagles may make the Grand Final but seeing that it has to be played in Melbourne then I envy the team that plays them.
No one remembers second. (Manchester who????)
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, " How long before I
can get a haircut? "
The barber looks around the shop and says, " About 2 hours. "
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "
How long before I can get a haircut? "
The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, " About 3
hours. "
The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, " How
long before I can get a haircut? "
The barber looks around the shop and says, " About an hour and half. "
The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, " Hey, Bill,
follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has
to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back. "
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing
hysterically.
The barber asks, " Bill, where did he go when he left here? "
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, " Your house! "
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Now that the Tigers are a force within the AFL again, I will now accept any apologies for anything bad said against the Mighty Tigers.
Anyone?
Who?
cv
You know....the team that is going to wipe the Blues off the face of the Earth on Saturday.
The same team that will do the same thing to Collingwood the week after.
You know? Don't you?
Maybe after Saturday you will know "who".
I guess you know "who" now
A lazy 85 point loss to the Mighty Tigers should have jogged your memory
A couple of swallows does not a summer make,from round 9 onwards will see where the Tigers are at. The Albury Allgirls could beat the Blues and Maggies at present.( 12 and last on the ladder )
I'm not worried about the summer.
Spring Time, September action, finals football is what I'm talking about.
Yes, Collingwood and Carlton are not impressive scalps at present but who were the Premiers last year and who beat them by 40 odd points a couple of weeks ago.
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All I'm reading on this thread (except for cdnvic) is that you barracked for one team and then moved onto another team.
This usually comes from people who don't really follow AFL that much.
I can't see how you can do it. If I hear this from someone that I'm talking to my perception of them drops decidedly.
I've been following the Tigers from when I was around 5 years of age (thats as far back as I think I can remember anything). I have seen Premerships won and lost and I've felt misery for around 22 years whilst we have been down the bottom of the ladder.
Through thick and thin. That's what loyalty is. None of this "I used to follow this team and now I follow that team..." trite.
in WA we didnt have a local AFL/VFL team to follow so we followed an VFL team as well as a team in the WAFL.
But now we have 2 teams in the national comp so we follow our local AFL teams... I still support West Perth in the WAFL and have done for 30 odd years. But when the Eagles were formed I went for them...New teams needs supporters too.
I support two teams, the mighty Cardinals (Falcons) of the WAFL, and the blistering Eagles of the AFL.
Reasons? My uncle used to play for the Cardies when ol' Polly was with em after he came back from over there, and the Eagles...well it needs no more explaination than that.
Carn the cardies, up the Eagles...
Ooopppps!!!! How did that Hawks '89 Premership poster get in there?
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Now that the Tigers are a force within the AFL again, I will now accept any apologies for anything bad said against the Mighty Tigers.
Anyone?
Who?
cv
You know....the team that is going to wipe the Blues off the face of the Earth on Saturday.
The same team that will do the same thing to Collingwood the week after.
You know? Don't you?
Maybe after Saturday you will know "who".
I guess you know "who" now
A lazy 85 point loss to the Mighty Tigers should have jogged your memory
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All I'm reading on this thread (except for cdnvic) is that you barracked for one team and then moved onto another team.
This usually comes from people who don't really follow AFL that much.
Oiy! I was raised (unfortunately) with VFL. My main team is Essendon (Herd and I would get lattes together), but due to spending most of my childhood in Hawthorn, I can not help feeling some allegiance to them. I would like to disassociate myself from the game but find it impossible! Besides it's now in my blood!
At least you should be happy as BOTH your teams are together.....at the bottom of the ladder
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Hawthorn until the Crows entered the comp.
Basically, as long as its not a victorian team who wins the flag, Im happy!
Victorian teams may not have won too many Premierships in recent years (only because of concessions to the other States) however....
THE TIDE IS TURNING MY GOOD MAN!!!!!
Can see your smile all the way from up here McAttack Good one. They were only kidding about selling Richo were,nt they Smile! Me! Never!!!
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I saw a doco on the TV the other day where they use maggots to clean out infected wounds. Maggots only eat dead or rotting flesh. It has been common practice for hundreds of years. This lady must have had a growing infection inside her nose for the maggots to keep eating and growing.
Must have done some real damage going for a "hardy" at the back of the nose
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Corin Ian James
Real name, typo or mispronunciation?
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Hawthorn until the Crows entered the comp.
Basically, as long as its not a victorian team who wins the flag, Im happy!
Victorian teams may not have won too many Premierships in recent years (only because of concessions to the other States) however....
THE TIDE IS TURNING MY GOOD MAN!!!!!
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Now that the Tigers are a force within the AFL again, I will now accept any apologies for anything bad said against the Mighty Tigers.
Anyone?
Who?
cv
You know....the team that is going to wipe the Blues off the face of the Earth on Saturday.
The same team that will do the same thing to Collingwood the week after.
You know? Don't you?
Maybe after Saturday you will know "who".
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I always supported the Saints when I was younger because thats where most Tasmanians went (Baldock, Stewart etc ) but when my idol, Carl Ditterich went to the Demons ,my loyalties went there also, and remain so.
Surely then you had to move to Richmond when Richo started there in 1993.
And yes, it is the greatest game on the Earth!
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Now that the Tigers are a force within the AFL again, I will now accept any apologies for anything bad said against the Mighty Tigers.
Anyone?
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Bet you lot can't find a song with 'Salmon' in the title.
salmon chanted evening...... bing crosby i think
I think Salmon Rushdi sung a version of that as well
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All I'm reading on this thread (except for cdnvic) is that you barracked for one team and then moved onto another team.
This usually comes from people who don't really follow AFL that much.
I can't see how you can do it. If I hear this from someone that I'm talking to my perception of them drops decidedly.
I've been following the Tigers from when I was around 5 years of age (thats as far back as I think I can remember anything). I have seen Premerships won and lost and I've felt misery for around 22 years whilst we have been down the bottom of the ladder.
Through thick and thin. That's what loyalty is. None of this "I used to follow this team and now I follow that team..." trite.
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You guys must be getting old since the descriptions are all off. To help you old buggers out I've enclosed in this post a picture of a real footy player.
He's almost constantly in motion up and down a field almost three times longer than a rugby, american, or canadian football field.
cv
cdnvic, if you are trying to push the Australian Rules FOOTBALL cause then you could do better by showing the picture of a real FOOTBALLER such as Matthew Richardson!!!
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You guys must be getting old since the descriptions are all off. To help you old buggers out I've enclosed in this post a picture of a real footy player.
He's almost constantly in motion up and down a field almost three times longer than a rugby, american, or canadian football field.
cv
cdnvic, if you are going to back the Australian Rules FOOTBALL cause, you could of at least shown a picture of a real footballer up there. Someone like Jonathon Brown or Matthew Richardson!!!!
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Australian Rules FOOTBALL is the only game written about here in this thread that you can only score a goal by KICKING the ball.
English football allows all parts of the body, even the hand as Maradona showed us all.
Carn the Tigers!!!!
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HOW TO POO AT WORK
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in
our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we
try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those
who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump
at work.
CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your
area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be
careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled.
Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.
FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for
other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back
again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become
suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in
a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If
you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If
you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear
it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a
joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
JAILBREAK
When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is
usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do
not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare
everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This
reduces the amount of air time the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This
can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk
up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in
and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not
exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER
A colleague who poos at work and is ###### proud of it. You will often see an
Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine
under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out The Closet
Pooer before entering the bathroom.
THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off
without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out
Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect
visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will
reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom.
TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force
the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that
can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall
until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye
contact.
CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in
a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential
Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are
occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied.
If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo
in peace.
WATERMELON
A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also
an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a
diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
HAVANA OMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using Camo-Cough with an Astaire.
UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended
lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted
makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait
to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other
bathroom attendees.
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Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Dallas, where women
could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors,
with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
choose a man from that floor, or move up one floor; if you went up a floor,
you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor:
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids".
The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job, or
not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor:
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking."
"Hmmm", said the ladies. But, wonder what's further up? So up they went.
Third floor:
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow!" said the
women'. Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!
And up they went.
Fourth floor:
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic
streak."
"Oh, mercy me. But just think! what must be awaiting us further on?" So up
to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor:
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are f*#king impossible to please.
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Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational
asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,
subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are this
year's winners:
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the
purpose of getting laid.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit
and the person who doesn't get it.
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are
running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got
extra credit).
Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off
all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's like, a serious bummer.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem
smarter when they come at you rapidly.
And, the pick of the literature:
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ######
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I haven't had much to talk about after the Tiges lost to Ozzy and Burnsies teams (Demons and Eagles) in the last 2 weeks.
Melbourne took the Tigers apart and I thought the same was going to happen on Saturday with the Eagles but the Tigers showed some fight and only lost by 2 points after being down be 5 or 6 goals twice during the match.
Maybe the Tigers can take the Roos this weekend. Entrench us in the 8 so we can look forward to some finals action for once.