Monkeyrobot

8 hours ago, BarnicaleBob said:

This may sound radical, but I am thinking I could move to Florida and live in a senior mobile home park for not much more than I spend here.  You can purchase a used mobile home in one of these parks for next to nothing because when the owners die, the children are not old enough to live in them and they can't afford to keep paying the lot rent on them. 

Although I make well over 100,000 baht, I almost never spend any more than that living here in Thailand.  I did the math and found I could be living in a mobile home in Florida and still not be spending much more than 100,000 baht ($3,200.00) to live there.  Being my income is significantly higher than that, I will be making the move as soon as my Thai wife gets her approval for a green card, which should be sometime this Summer. 

Don’t tell your wife your moving into a mobile home that someone has died in , you want a spirit free home. 

Did the steering also fail? 

3 hours ago, Ulic said:

I wonder what the "parking tax" is. 

Not as much as renting a beach chair for the day. 

There must be a lot of traffic congestion at 7.00 am in the morning when every one is asleep, who’s paying the backhander.

Fake news.

Maybe his wife keeps him fit? 

Best invention made. 

How would you like it if someone hit you over and over with a metal hook? I don’t think they belong in crowds with loud music they are a powerful animal and when out of control can cause havoc. 

Did the pilot run away or swim away. 

On 2/5/2019 at 11:02 AM, Lucius verus said:

Tessakit are fake cops who wear similar uniforms to police thus confusing inexperienced tourists. They prey on Chinese& Koreans who are frightened of authority.

They should of been abolished years ago afterharrassing and extorting money from tourists along Sukhumvit rd BKK.Everyone is sick of gov officials and politicans who have big influence or know dark influential people.

Thailand has become a country of Man-children with guns.Sad.

The ones in BKK only pick you up if you litter or throw a cigarette butt on the pavement there are signs there in English saying it’s a 2000B fine, they are from the BMA Bangkok Municipal Authorities, don’t litter and they leave you alone. If you speak to them and ask directions they are quite helpful. 

Maybe the Australian police let us know where Red Bull is. 

WHen this started the embassy excuse was they could not verify the persons income so they stopped the income letter, so embassy’s that do give the income letter are they saying they verify the applicants income before they hand over the income letter? 

Must have been a good night to spend 100,000 Baht, that’s my monthly spend including rent,food, 10 beers a day and some bootie. 

8 hours ago, Somtamnication said:

Travel insurance does not cover motorbike accidents, to my knowledge. RIP and condolences to the family.

It does if you specify it on the contract, my Travel insurance is a yearly policy and was $30.00 extra to have the motor bike insurance, if I were the driver or passenger on bike under 150cc The total insurance including high blood pressure stipulated  was

$ 960.00 for 340 days. 

Not many governments care because homeless people and mentally disabled don’t vote. 

His wife does not look impressed, then again why would you when your married to that. 

So would his partner be called the first MAn ?..

It is the year of the Pig. 

I like white on the front and dark on the back. 

On 1/21/2019 at 8:27 AM, puukao said:

i spend a lot on cheese, but save money by putting the pizzas in the road to be cooked by the sun.  tuk-tuk drivers deliver 100's for me, and i pay them 700 baht a day.  i sell 3 slices for 100, and it only costs me 15 baht.

 

i'm super rich

 

 

What do you do when it’s Cloudy with a chance off meat balls??

2 hours ago, TallGuyJohninBKK said:

 

Unless the Dutchman happens to be an avid ThaiVisa reader, it seems more than just coincidental that he happened to claim a "French guy" working for Pattaya police was trying to extort him on behalf of the local plod... 

 

Where have we heard that same exact account before and how many times tied to one particular French guy who liked to claim his DSI and Thai police affiliations, but who who supposedly later was disowned by the local police there... But then again, maybe that was just temporary until the past heat died down.

 

He was sent to an inactive post until the heat died down. 

3 hours ago, tifino said:

Can also stand for Thai Police which where the ones in this case.