Monkeyrobot

Good shit gave me a laugh. He had excellent Thai 

pronunciation 555,  wonder when he sobered up if the Bib showed him the CTV footage and phone camera with his rant. 

19 hours ago, Williams9 said:

Just tried ringing the Thai emabassy in London but phone keeps ringing and no answer. Will try again

You need to call the British Embassy, also if he has been in Pattaya for 15 years he must have some friends there. 

Looks like he did not want to go back to Syria, but then who would?..

Why don’t they use them to power the new submarines. 

He just shots himself in the foot. 

It’s done here all the time transferring credit from one phone to another , the bar girls do it when they have run out of credit.

So they did not go in the wind mill?.

How do we know you were not an Idiot before you left for your trip to “The Village” No Pun intended ????

Maybe that Thai bloke thinks its a drive through.

Why don’t you get an ed Visa , learn Thai lanuage ,Cooking, Muay Thai ect. 

Wear a wig and a short skirt, no too short. 

23 hours ago, ubonjoe said:

Did he get receipt for the fine. I think not.

The 5,000 baht is the maximum fine is for not reporting a change of address or staying in another province for more than 24 hours (TM28 form). That report cannot be done online.

The max fine for an individual not doing a TM30 report is 2000 baht. It is possible to do online after registering for the reporting.

 

Sorry Joe one more question, on the online reporting at the bottom has Document name and attach file , what information do I insert in the attach file? Also the house I’d number is that in my Landloards yellow book? 

22 hours ago, ubonjoe said:

You are confusing a change of address report using a TM28 form and a TM30 report. 

As I wrote the TM30 report can be done on online.

Joe can the tm30 be done online if you only rent your condo or it is only for people that own there Condo??? 

Why was he not wearing his yellow vest? It’s bad enough they go down the pool every morning and put a towel on the best seats then reappear 4 hours later. Som num na. 

30 minutes ago, sometimewoodworker said:

My banks both give same day dated statements.

Technically its against the law but this is Thailand. 

20 hours ago, ubonjoe said:

Most offices only want to see your bank book updated. Not many want a bank statement.

Some offices also want the bank letter done on the same day you apply.

Technically speaking the bank cannot give you a statment dated the same day, reason you could withdraw the funds later that day, this is for legal reasons. A statment may be given the day before, but as Joe said a withdrawal or deposit on that day is what most immigration offices look for. If you go in with a statment two weeks old and no bankbook update forget it. 

Do I read it right you lost 150,000 Deposit?? If it’s that amount call the police. 

That blonde wig made my day. 

8 hours ago, SpokaneAl said:

My wife and I rented a condo in Jomtien for two weeks in January. We have rented another in Hua Hin for two weeks next January. Certainly have no interest in staying longer nor buying. Does that make us bad people?

Yes it’s all your fault.

1 hour ago, Lucius verus said:

Why do we have to look at the back of a farang with his hair done up like a girl?

Millennial guy no doubt. Born 1995.

Never heard of bar hosts in LOS.

Translation....soi Thai punk or tout  scamming newbie tourists and dumping them in crappy bars orgogo hovels.

How do you know it’s a guy? Could be a butch lady. 

Sounds like self defence to me. 

Not a smart move going back to where he lived and owned a bar.