Monkeyrobot

At least there not as bad as the Catholic Church.

I think it's surpose to resemble Ayres rock. Did not see any dingos ,maybe there out stealing babies,  couple of soi dogs should blend in. What a ugly building looks like a jailhouse.

15 hours ago, Thaiwrath said:

Sales of drinking straws will escalate !

Not really, they will just go from 4 with one coke and to 8 with one coke. Maybe they should hang on beach road they will fit in nicely there. 

6 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

i bet she would be wild in bed...

Without the sword I hope. 

Chicken fried rice? There are a lot better Thai dishes  around than Chicken fried rice. 

It's annoying when they also try and steal your gold chain. 

What do you call a duck that hides behind a tree? A Peking duck. 

This is a little of topic but has any TV members with true noticed that some of the movie channels sometimes the movie is the wrong format for the screen? Meaning it does not fit the screen correctly, sometimes it's like watching it zoomed 150% . It happens now and again on different channels. 

What type of people sell photos of there children? Strange 

Did you want the standard roast pork or the halal. 

16 hours ago, Dipterocarp said:

EPA is Elite personal assistant, porter pushing the cart. Approx $150 Electronics item they said attracts 10 percent import duty plus 7 percent VAT. (I thought there was a personal allowance allowed). Nope! Felt like being fleeced first thing off the airplane. Welcome to Thailand!

The 800 Baht taxies from Swampy to Sukhumvit are downstairs so you can get double fleeced. 

I remember when we where kids we put coins on the railway tracks , the only difference between us and my mate Nate was we where 12 yeas old. Give him the punt, also how does he stay here? Ed visa?  Seems like an adult with the mind of a small child. Maybe some attitude adjustment will do the trick. 

Wanted , able person to roll cigarettes. Must be good looking with the write attitude for the job. Pay by the hour, friendly atmosphere with benefits. No slackers need apply. 

Are you married or live with a Thai GF if yes there is your hack. 

Proves racial profiling does work, I often get appproached by African males offering to sell drugs and the females for bxxm bxxm. There a bad bunch, kick them out. 

If he had not come to Thailand this would have never happened, It's all his fault, I hope his Thai wife sues the shit out of them. 

What's more danger getting robbed by LBs or going for a dip? 

Maybe that hook realease is in case you land in the water and need to get out of the harness before you drown ?? 

There not nice people down south. 

You have to watch those watch salesmen , there ticking time bombs ready to explode.

There's 40,000 baht gone up in Finnair I mean thin air.

Sorry buy stay away from the electrics as sounds like it's not your cup of tea so to speak, I am not having a go at you, I just don't want to read in the news > Farang electicuted trying to read power consumption . Get a electrician to do it for you it for you it will be cheaper than going to the trouble of purchasing a watt meter. But if you still want to do it yourself do what Crossey suggests by turning the mains of and just turning on the particular device. Note to self,do not do it bare footed on a wet floor, better still get your wife to do it. 

Your paying way to much, 70,000p/m is the norm. 

19 hours ago, madusa said:

Imagine the man fell on to the ceiling but didn't damage it and nobody knew about it. The the corpse begins to rot and the juice drip through the ceiling down on to the bed below and the guy sleeping there with his mouth wide open . The juice slowly drip into his open mouth.

A Chinese lady from china was murdered in a hotel, her body was cut up washed, put in plastic bags then packed in a big paper box. It was put under the bed until the new hotel guests checked in and found the box. The two hotel guests pull the big paper box out from under the bed thinking it was a left behind luggage. That's when they found Alice in Wonderland.

Must be good weed your smoking, I was going to save my 1000th post but you have won the prize.

To all you wingers out there, go and try and learn Thai and see how hard it is, you might realise that they are smarter than you.