Monkeyrobot

11 minutes ago, The Dark Lord said:

Sorry to sound thick but is that kosher advice?

 

my BM says 91 which I have followed religiously but if the occasional snifter of 95 does the old girl good then I am a convert!

 

95 gives you better performance and better mileage, thus the price difference, for the extra couple of bucks I use the 95. 

1 hour ago, Techno Viking said:

ahhh ok, never heard of see zip whisky so was wondering what it was.

Sang song it's 40% alcohol , Thais call it see zip = 40 . It is rum but they label it as whiskey.

You should refill  with 95 every 1000kms it helps clean your injectors , no harm by putting in 95 by mistake , he has accullary done you a favour. You will also note better mileage per litre using 95 . Think of it this way the 95 is Jonny Walker Blue and the E10 is see zip Thai whiskey , you car will still run but you wake up a lot better on the JW Blue. 

11 hours ago, thequietman said:

Careful now ! Do not piss off the monkeys.

Planet of the Monkeys.

Everyone at the scene agreed the money in the pouch should go towards his funeral expenses, bit hard not too.

It's Arab month next month after Ramanan finishes, lock up your camels. 

Copy of contract and copy of payments made by ex husband scanned and emailed to you. Also purchase price of the bike ? I am sure they were not 33, 000B 14 years ago.  Sounds a bit fishy, why contact you after all this time???  Report back when you have sorted it out . 

When you have a confirmed buyer why don't you fly back for a few days to sign the nessesary paperwork , land office ect and orginize payment to your U.K. Bank , for the cost of an airfare and say 5 days small holiday you will sleep a lot better at night. You might even stay longer and buy another condo!! Good luck with the sale. 

5 hours ago, pumpjack said:

i do not need to provide you with proof when your  fingers snap,       a local thai guy in pattaya who has 2 motorbike rental shops told me this . 

 

if you really want proof of this then go out get drunk and find out for yourself  ! 

You just confirmed you don't have proof with a statement like that. 

Technically speaking I guess if you clean your own home or wash your car or cut you grass you are breaking the law????

2 hours ago, SheepLover said:

That would be the number one on any list.

Hot sheep too?

 

Do you put lipstick on your sheep? I do.

Don't they know eating vegetables is bad for you, you have to eat the beef. 

13 hours ago, tazly said:

Nonsense

It's not nonsense , the signs are normally in the elevators, the Dynasty in soi 13 Pattaya is a classic example. 

So if your having problems with your reading just beat them with a stick, what is the punishment if you are a  late for class or don't do your homework ?

3 hours ago, sandrabbit said:

I think the mobile phone urban myth comes from your house telephone when the outside cable was struck by lightning whilst someone was on the phone.

My friend was on the landline phone and lightning struck the line, he wad pretty <deleted> up , he could not talk for two years. 

Lock her up ,to teach her a lesson, one day she will kill again , luckily this second time she only hit another car not a human.

Good luck to her , like to see her in a dress and make up, lovely smile . 

It was all a big misunderstanding like when they surrounded that lady that worked for the realestate in Jomtien a few weeks ago, if they charged the correct fare there would be no need for uber. 

I don't know what you guys are complaining about? Don't they do the same in US, U.K.,Aus ect . If you not wearing a helmet , unlicensed , drink driving or on drugs you should be fined. In those countries the fines are much heavier. And maybe cancelled licence or even jail. One day some drunk farang will run over you wife or kid and you will be on here complaining why they were allowed to drive in that condition . You can't have your cake and eat it , but I do agree the tattoo check was over the top, as for the urine they do in most western countries especially if your eye balls are popping out of your head and you are talking jiberish. 

Just tell him that the next time he wants to borrow not to ask you, and if anyone else wants to borrow from you just give them his name and say he owes me. 

lock her up , what if she killed or injured some 3d party out of her spite. 

4 hours ago, topt said:

And where did they get this figure from? I renewed 3 weeks ago and it was 325 baht.......

 

Just checked and probably refers to a car as my compulsory insurance for a truck was 645 baht

Last time I renewed my motorbike licence I did not need the insurance , do the mean the motor bike registration? 

The new embassy looks like Ayers rock (uluru)

Wait until the wet season comes, it will only get worse.

On 05/05/2017 at 1:29 AM, champers said:

They were erected this week for the seafood festival from the 5th to the 7th. Lots of pop-up BBQs and restaurants. Most of the stands have Thai names but I did see one in English for Monkey Bakery. Make of that what you will. 

Some stages also erected, so expect seafood related musical performances. Fillet Phil and the Fish Fingered Five are headlining. They will perform their greatest hits including Prawn To Be Wild and Cod Only Knows.

Be there or be square!

Do you know if they will be singing rock lobster? Fish finger five are my favourite.