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  1. 21 minutes ago, Bday Prang said:

    Fraudulently marketed with promises of the fictional brylcreem "bounce".  But once that slime was plastered onto your hair there was no chance of it bouncing anywhere,  Normally found on the shelf in barbers shops between the condoms and those styptic pencils for shaving cuts

    🎵Put a little dab of Brylcreme on your stairs

    And watch your granny bounce.🎵

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  2. A while back there was a Dutch guy who had an interest in a jetski business on Pattaya beach. He bought the jetskis and a Thai guy rented them out and arranged repairs when needed. Presumably profits were shared somehow.

    Every Christmas Day morning the Dutch guy dressed up as Father Christmas and rode up and down the coastline waving and shouting Merry Christmas to everybody. It warmed my heart, anyway.

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  3. 3 hours ago, BigStar said:

     

     

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    Farang out there enjoying the time of his life. It's everything he dreamed, legal bullying and causing possible injury with no repercussions. Hee. 

     

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    Watch me crash her motorbike! Stupid Thai. Hee hee! Let's git dat b*tch!

     

    BONUS: you may enjoy the impressive moobs on display:

     

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    But besides the fun and the fabulous moobs show, you get to mix & mingle with the Western  intelligentsia of high net worth--people like yourself whom you'd like to meet. Network, man.

     

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    Moobs? If it's a Brit the correct wording is "chippy t*ts". Please note for future reference.

    NB: As a previous owner I know what I am talking about. Gone now, thankfully.

  4. 17 minutes ago, Guitar God said:

    Moby Grape, derailed by legal troubles in their prime.

    Bad Finger ruined by thieving management.  

    Badfinger wrote "Without You" which was a huge hit for Nilsson and later Mariah Carey. They were signed to Apple when the Beatles broke up and never saw a penny. Both writers committed suicide.

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  5. 2 hours ago, Hakuna Matata said:

    Well, it is no secret that PM is a co-owner of many luxury hotels in Phuket.

     

    Thaksin is a big player as well. But he likes to have his lunch at McDonalds.

    In Pattaya the PM's company built The Edge and The Base condos, Thaksin's firm built the Centric Sea condo. All 3 are on 2nd Rd and are close to the proposed development. Coincidence perhaps? 

  6. My condo complex has a locksmith on call to deal with such events. The couple of times I have used them the charge was 300 Baht. That wouldn't get a locksmith out of bed in my home country.

    Speak to whoever is on duty in your condo lobby.

  7. For a long time I have thought that a casino will be built in Pattaya on 2nd Rd between Klang and Central Marina. There are big swathes of vacant land owned by Chang's property arm and plans in place for two new Marriott hotels, a Legoland and a zoo. Also included are business convention facilities where I expect the casino to be included or very close by.

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  8. There has been a Lego exhibition in Central before so it is popular in Thailand.

    Developers for their projected 2nd Road complex plan to build a Legoland along with a zoo and two Marriott hotels.

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