You supply the "help" Charlie, and I'll supply the compassion.
How does that sound?
The subject brings to mind Randy Newman's classic observation, "The best thing you can do for the poor is not to become one of them."
"Now come's the hard bit. My missus must speak to the mil and find out if she loaned the 'claivoyant' any money!"
Tune in next week and find out.
With a little fine-tuning it would make a good Thai soap opera.