Judo Chop

Nothing quite like a gold plated toilet seat.

Just give every arriving passenger a small bottle of aeroguard once they clear immigration, problem solved.

We want fresh, wild caught prawns but we're only prepared to pay for farmed shrimp.

I'd say we are the ones with the problem.

Cheaper for the Thai corrections services if they allow more if this.

"We are working on the Chinese version"

He forgot to add the words 'very slowly' after 'working'.

Plenty more Chinese to scam in the meantime.

What a load of BS! According to Yamaha a new jet ski is between $9k to $16K USD. http://www.yamahawaverunners.com

The owner of the jet ski that was wrecked in the accident with the yacht asked initially for ฿300,000 and settled for ฿100,000, which is almost $30,000 USD. Still a scam and always a scam, now justified by the head of the tourist police. Just as the over the top taxi and tuk tuk fares have been legitimized by the local government. But I also read that Bangkok is sending a team to take a look at all coastal property titles here. Hopefully some big heads will roll, but somehow I doubt it if the past is any indication of the future greed and corruption.

Glad to see you know you're maths! 100,000 baht is actually about 3000 dollars not 30,000

Glad to see you read all the replies. This error was pointed out many posts ago.

We all make mistakes. Chill.

I'd be ok with the whole concept if they were honest with people and called it what it really is, a Zoo.

That place is nothing more than a money making business charading as a saviour for tigers.

It's in the TT's interest to ensure in-breeding occurs so they have a steady stream of replacement tigers as the older ones are sold off. That way no one really notices.

Plane tyres are designed to shred. No big deal.

How many kilos of rice a day do you reckon the guy in the photo is pocketing?

She's the PM, why should she have to attend meetings? Surely she can just send one of her servants to listen in and report back?

Natural gas or electric engines. One or the bloody other. Burnt diesel is toxic.

There had been two x Thai A340's parked at Don Mueang airport for three weeks now, both with all the eight engines covered in red protection caps. They must be losing money with them out of service! Wonder what's up with them?

Those clunkers are probably for sale.

No bra and a singlet... Hope it wasn't too cold in the cop shop... Bet Pol Col Somchai was lovin the view.

She's been busy breastfeeding 3 babies and a junkie

The cheapest way to call someone in China would be to call collect

Stop producing restaurant menu's in Russian. They'll soon get the drift.

Need more mice spinning that wheel.

So how did those STD tests go?

Politicians are desperados around election time and most do subscribe to the 'more is better' theory.

Yesterday, I saw a campaign board attached to an abandoned shopping trolley on a main road <deleted>.

This is such a beatup.

Law enforcement around the world rely on drunk idiots to keep them in a job.

All kiddie abusers, irrespective of age, colour, religion or race, should face the most heinous death possible.

Easy to make such decisions with other peoples hard earned money.

Feel very sorry for the family.