Paulbangkok

Nobody has mentioned Bangladeshies I've truly never met a stinkier group. I've come accross them here but I was In Dhaka for a short time and they really <deleted> stank bad!!!!

Not a diet thing either, just really really bad standards of personal hygiene!

Why do you think I failed my driver's test?

The guy asked me "what do you do at a red light?"

I said, "I don't know… look around, listen to the radio…"

Got who thinking???

Trouble with the Truth - Patty Loveless

18-20 seems to be a couple in there that fooled us all eh! Nice Post...ure!!!!!!

I want to buy satellite TV in BKK. I heared that UBC is not reliable and expencive too. Can anybody recommend a good company. I want watch CNN, BBC World, DW TV, Discovery Channel, HBO, ABC, Australia and other english speaking TV Stations.

Don't know about unreliable but it is definately crap they generaly show repeats, re-runs, repeats, re-runs, repeats.....anyway i'm sure you get the drift. There are other alternatives available. The Aussie Bar (Down Under Bar or Fosters Bar I think its called) in the entrance to Sukhumvit23 has a differnt kind of Satellite , maybe if you drop for a few cold one's and they'll point you in the right direction.

If it were obvious would I be asking?

My Darling Clementine - John Ford

, like the ones

My Son is one, we named him Louis (pronounced Louey), as and when we decide to return to the U.K he will have the option of Using Louey which is the Thai of French pronunciation or Louis the traditional English version.

I like Charee for a Girl.

Thanks P.R

Tonic. Locust's and

Big Bad Love - Alanis Morissette

Two Large Chang's

Can I just ask you to clarify who you were asking?

NICKNAMES

> If Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each

> other Laura, Suzanne, Kate and Sarah.

> If Mike, Charlie, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to

> each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Sh*t-Head and Four-eyes.

>

> EATING OUT

> When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Dave and John will each throw in

> £20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have anything

> smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back. When the

> girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

>

> MONEY

> A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.

> A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

>

> BATHROOMS

> A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste,shaving

> cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from M&S.

> The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man

> would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

>

> ARGUMENTS

> A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that

> is the beginning of a new argument.

>

> CATS

> Women love cats.

> Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

>

> FUTURE

> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

>

> SUCCESS

> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

> A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

>

> MARRIAGE

> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

> A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

>

> DRESSING UP

> A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins,

> answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.

> A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

>

> NATURAL

> Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

> Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

>

> OFFSPRING

> A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments

> and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and

> dreams.

> A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

>

> THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

> Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people

> remembering the same thing.

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink or do drugs.

Because someday they’re going to be in a hospital bed, dying, and they won’t know why!

Please reconsider or at least make sure the instruments are appropriately sterilized. Yea, I know, I stated the obvious. However, an enterprising grad student visited a few shops throughout Thailand and reported that needles were reused in some cases and he believed that the same ink source was used for multiple clients. (This gives rise to cross contamination).

I know you may be knowledgeable about tatooing but don't get lulled into a sense of security just because they wear gloves. Make sure that the shop disinfects with substances that have bactericidal, fungicidal, and virucidal activity. Look for an operating steam or chemical autoclave sterilizer. The study reported that a properly functioning sterilizer was not evident in several of the tatoo shops visited.

Remember, the shops are not regulated as they are in North America or the EU. And no I am not nagging you, just reminding you to be careful.

WOW

I knew some of that and I would definitely have been insisting on new Needles, but the "steam or chemical autoclave sterilizer" new to me! also I hadn't really considered the ink source but now you mention it seems so obvious!

Thanks for the Advice

Paul

1. 7=Wonders of the Ancient World

2. 1,001=Arabian Nights

Get the general idea? The rest of the answers are below

3. 12=Sings of the Zodiac

4. 54=Cards in a Deck (with the Jokers)

5. 9=Planets in the Solar System

6. 88=Piano Keys

7. 13=Stripes on the American Flag

8. 32=Degrees at which Water Freezes

9. 18=Holes on a Golf Course

10. 90=Degrees in a Right Angle

11. 9=Judges of the Supreme Court

12. 10=Digits in a Telephone Number

( including the Area Code )

13. 7=Dwarfs with Snow White

14. 30=Seconds over Tokyo

15. 8=Days a Week ( in the Beatle's Song )

16. 15=Men on a Dead Man's Chest

17. 4 = 20 Black Birds in a Pie

18. 9=Squares in Tic Tac Toe

19. 3=Strikes You're Out at the Old Ball Game

20. 5=Tires on a Car ( including the Spare in the Trunk )

21. 200=Dollars for Passing Go in Monopoly

22. 8=Sides on a Stop Sign

23. 3=Blind Mice ( See How They Run ! )

24. 4=Quarts in a Gallon

25. 24=Hours in a Day

26. 1=Wheel on a Unicycle

27. 5=Digits in a Zip Code

28. 57=Heinz Variety

29. 11=Positions on a Football Team

30. 1,000=Words that a Picture is Worth

31. 29=Days in February in a Leap Year

32. 64=Squares on a Checkerboard ( or Chessboard )

33. 40=Days and Nights of the Great Flood

34. 20=Questions ( Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral )

35. 10=Little Indians

36. 7=Years of Bad Luck for Breaking a Mirror

37. 2000=Pounds in a Ton

38. 4=Strings on a Violin

39. 76=Trombones that Lead the Big Parade

40. 2=Gentlemen of Verona

41. 1=Giant Leap for Mankind

42. 2=Times the Postman Always Rings

43. 9=Lives of a Cat

44. 14=Days in a Fortnight

45. 15=Minutes of Fame per Person, According to

Andy Warhol

46. 3=Witches in "Macbeth"

47. 6="Brandenburg Concertos"

48. 4=Suits in a Deck of Cards

49. 16=Ounces in a Pound

50. 10=Commandments Given to Moses

51. 50=Ways to Leave Your Lover

52. 206=Bones in the Human Body

53. 168=Hours in a Week

54. 6=Legs on an Insect

55. 4=Horsemen of the Apocalypse

56. 5=Toes on a Foot

57. 21=Gun Salute

58. 5=Fingers on a Hand

59. 2=Eyes in your Head

60. 55=Beads on a Rosary - Thanks to Chris for this one!

61. 1=Eye on a Cyclops - Thanks to Ed!

62. 2=Arches on the McDonald's sign -Thanks Constance!

63. 23=Pairs of Chromosomes in the Human Body - Thanks Candice!

64. 118=Elements of the Periodic Table - Thanks John!

65. >1=More than 1 Way to Skin a Cat - Thanks Roger!

66. 3=Men in a Tub

67. 20=Milk Teeth in a Child

68. 640=Acres in a Square Mile

69. 98.6=Degrees Fahrenheit (Normal Body Temperature)

70. 1=Atomic Number of Hydrogen

71. -273=Absolute Zero in Degrees Celsius

72. 1852=Meters in a Nautical Mile

73. 8=Days a Week (in a Beatles Song)

Solve:

1. 7=W. of the A.W.

2. 1,001=A.N.

3. 12=S. of the Z.

4. 54=C. in a D. (with the J.)

5. 9=P. in the S.S.

6. 88=P.K.

7. 13=S. on the A.F.

8. 32=D. at which W.F.

9. 18=H. on a G.C.

10. 90=D. in a R.A.

11. 9=J. of the S.C.

12. 10=D in a T.N. ( including the A.C. )

13. 7=D with S.W.

14. 30=S. over T.

15. 8=D. a W. ( in the B.S. )

16. 15=M. on a D.M.C. ( hint: Yo Ho Ho!! )

17. 4 + 20=B.B. in a P.

18. 9=S. in T.-T.-T.

19. 3=S. Y. O. at the O. B. G.

20. 5=T. on a C. ( including the S. in the T. )

21. 200=D. for P.G. in M.

22. 8=S. on a S.S.

23. 3=B.M. ( S.H.T.R.! )

24. 4=Q. in a G.

25. 24=H. in a D.

26. 1=W. on a U.

27. 5=D. in a Z.C.

28. 57=H.V.

29. 11=P. on a F.T.

30. 1,000=W. that a P. is W.

31. 29=D. in F. in a L.Y.

32. 64=S. on a C.

33. 40=D. and N. of the G.F.

34. 20=Q. ( A., V., or M. )

35. 10=L.I.

36. 7=Y. of B.L. for B. a M.

37. 2,000=P. in a T.

38. 4=S. on a V.

39. 76=T. that L. the B.P.

40. 2=G. of V.

41. 1=G. L. for M.

42. 2= T. the P. A. R.

43. 9 = L. of a C.

44. 14 = D. in a F.

45. 15 = M. of F. per P., A. to A. W.

46. 3 = W. in "M."

47. 6 = "B. C."

48. 4 = S. in a D. of C.

49. 16 = O. in a P.

50. 10 = C. G. to M.

51. 50 = W. to L. Y. L.

52. 206 = B. in the H. B.

53. 168 = H. in a W.

54. 6 = L. on an I.

55. 4 = H. of the A.

56. 5 = T. on a F.

57. 21 = G.S.

58. 5 = F. on a H.

59. 2 = E. in your H.

60. 55 = B on a R

61. 1 = E on a C

62. 2=A on the M S

63. 23 = P of C in the H B

64. 118 = E of the P T

65. >1=W to S a C

66. 3=M in a T

67. 20=M T in a C

68. 640=A in a S M

69. 98.6=D F (N B T)

70. 1=A N of H

71. -273=A Z in D C

72. 1852=M in a N M

73. 8=D a W (in a B S)

A lady and her baby get on a bus.

The bus driver looks at the lady, and then her baby, and then screams, 'ARRRGGHH! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my life!'

The lady then, completely mortified, marches to the back of the bus and sat down.

As she was sitting there, absolutely furious, a man asks, 'Are you ok, dear?'

The lady replies, 'I'm so angry, that bus driver just insulted me.'

The man says, 'You go back up there and give that bus driver a piece of your mind, and I'll watch your monkey.

A lady on a commuter train was reading a newspaper article about life and death statistics.

Fascinated, she turned to the man next to her and asked, "Did you know that every time I breathe somebody dies?"

"Really," he said, "have you tried mouthwash?"

Howard was feeling guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

Every once in a while he'd hear a voice trying to reassure him, "Howard, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients and you won't be the last."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality,

"Howard, you're a veterinarian."

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo.

A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?”

The kangaroo said, “About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!”

Little Johnny's Numbers

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.

"Yes," he said "My dad taught me."

"Good! Can you tell me what comes after three."

"Four," answers little Johnny.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a good job. What comes after ten?"

"A jack," says little Johnny.