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custard

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  1. My bruv took some medications for flu. He then had an allergic reaction and developed a rash on his stomach and arms, was rushed to hospital.

    I got back quite late and wasn't in the mood, knackered, so decided to call it a night. But I reckon it musta been such a good time having been told by Will and the others. What a shame I couldnt make it.

    Anhow I hope there will be some sort of pissup for TV members again in the foreseeable future !

  2. The second incident happened in a karaoke lounge where i was with a friend,2 girls started dancing with me,and i danced with them for about 10 mins.At the end of the night the bill arrrrrrived and it was 1200 b,i thought me and my friend had only 4 drinks? I queried with my friend,we spoke to the manager he told us that there were 4 other drinks for his 2 staff girls who had danced with me plus ice in the glasses .I didnt ask the girls to dance with me nor did they mention drinks.

    Me and OxfordWill paid a staggering 5,000 baht just for having a chat with 2 girls ! :o

  3. "Are you tired baby, becuase you've been running through my mind all day"

    "Big Fat Penguins"

    "What"

    "Now the ice has been broken, what's your name?"

    "You wanna shag for a fag?"

    "I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day."

    "Nice legs...what time do they open?"

    "Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor."

    "Do you sleep on your stomach?"

    "No!!"

    "Can I ??"

    "Fancy a shag?"

    "NO"

    "Well do you mind lying down while i have one?"

    "Excuse me love can I ask for directions?"

    "Sure, where you going?"

    "Your Heart."

    "That skirt looks very becoming on you, but If I were on you I`d be coming too."

    "Did it hurt?" (girl looks puzzled)

    "When you fell from heaven."

    "Are you a parking ticket?, cos you got fine written all over you!"

    I know some of them sound quality, some really bad. So have you got any wicked chap up lines to share with us ??

    Cheers :o

  4. Route 66 is now the most popular nightclub around. Good music all night round with scores of fit birds. But make sure you turn up early or make reservations as you won't be able to find a place to stand, let alone a table, after say 10 p.m.

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