custard

You may want to give your bruv one good smack methinks

To those of you voting full sex.

You wouldn't mind if your partner had a snog or oral sex with someone else would you ?

What is "Snogging"?

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A snog = a very very long kiss

Yeah but you know i may also depend on which part of the body is being snogged !

What would be the point when your guilt kicks in?

I'd say anything beyond a snog

I've never seen a ghost and don't wanna see one either. But you know people (especially the girls) are more scared of sea ghosts (pee talays) these days

Tat-Sin ain't happy about the presence of a threatening 'Orange' in Thailand and wants B-Lair to do something about it.

But B-Lair just couldn't care less apparently

First, economics: Thailand is far cheaper to live in.

Second, sex: I'm gay and hate being bashed.  Thailand's tolerant.

Third, work: Yes, it's easier to get a respectable job here, at my age.

Fourth, weather: Can't stand the cold, even in South Texas or Florida.

Fifth, friendliness: I may not understand what they're saying, but Thais are friendly.

Not in any particular order.

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1. Because your a dirt cheap person.

2. Only on Silom soi 2 will poofters be tolerated (because they're all gay there).

3. Respectable ? Surely not in the eyes of farang counterparts.

4. Texas and Florida being too cold ? What &lt;deleted&gt;.

5. You may not understand them even they're bashing you as you haven't bothered trying to learn bloody Thai.

Simple. Lots of Thais live in 'LOS' Angelis, so the yanks should also be allowed to live in LOS (land of smiles).

Cheers for that.

I can now become a proper deknaew

Always thought that the blacks had the longest & biggest of all.

And you know sometimes girls don't like it if you've got too massive a cock.

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Is that what the girls tell you to make you feel better?

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Is this what you tell us to make yourself feel better

Hmmm! your avatar makes me drool Custard!

(thats drool....Custard not drool custard   like ....er whatever you get it!)

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lol. Nothing beats English apple pie and custard

Went there last Friday. Must admist I wasn't quite impressed as it's too packed to enjoy yourself really.

But yes there's quite a few fit girls. I reckon the TV pissup thing could also be held there though.

Always thought that the blacks had the longest & biggest of all.

And you know sometimes girls don't like it if you've got too massive a cock.

According to my dictionary, Dek means 'kid' and naew means 'border'

So what does it mean ?

Shouldn't NF be BNP?

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What's the difference ? They're all a bunch of racists anyway.

Well as you all know the election is coming up, so seeing there's no one else to capitalise on this kind of thread, I decided to start one. Who will you vote for (and if you're not a Brit, state something anyway) and why? Bashing is fine

This thread is a bit off topic but you know its just once in the blue moon and is relevant (or not) to lots of our many British expats here, so ....

Kee means '&lt;deleted&gt;' and Dtu means 'cupboard'

Mayby it's some massive &lt;deleted&gt; in a cupboard

Thaksin is totally off his head, bonkers.

Doesn't he claim that he has supported Liverpool all his life?

Off to Route 66 today. Come see me if you fancy a booze-up

Count me in.

Anywhere but Nana or Soi Cowboy please.

I'll likely be skint until the 3rd week of May so the 28th May would be nice for me, to be honest.

Cheers.

Can't be much fun without blokes though

Burning wind doesn't bother me at all.

I'm more scared of someone breaking wind

Thanks for all your comments. I'll soon find out how wicked it is. May take a few pictures and let you see them.

Can't wait for a pissup