nsimmons

Really guys??

The Soapie

Duration 90 min (1.5 hours)

1) She runs a bath and puts you in it

2) Gets in and washes you, to the point you have never been cleaner.

No area/skin left unwashed. Often using "scouring pad" between her legs.
One hour

3) Get out she dries you fully then the bed is there for whatever

"games" one desires. (30 min)

Usual cost 3,000Bht

Some say they have been doing them since pirates used Thailand for RR,

and some are generational (mum did it too!)

A long time Thai service/custom.

NS

Before I came here two years ago from Australia, I applied for a Retirement Visa

from the Thai Embassy in Canberra (no Thai services now in Perth).

One of the things required in the package of documents to Canberra, was

a police background check which I enclosed.

Unfortunately I forgot something else (bank records from memory) and

the package was returned to me with...

"Due to time constraints, we suggest you enter Thailand on a tourist visa and change to

a Retirement Visa once there".

I did as suggested but when applying in Phuket, less paperwork was needed and

the police check was now not required!?

NS

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Cheers,

NS

My question is a little different. I prove income with a Stat Dec from the Aussie Embassy.

(#4 is a stat dec rather than a pension saying I bring in 70,000Bht per month.

One time however they wanted my SCB Bank statements I guess to see if I had in fact bought in

the funds I said I would. They said just jump in a TukTuk and go to the bank and get them.

At the bank they inform me you can only get statements at your home branch which

for me is Surin Beach!

My question is should I take bank statements this time?

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1. APPLICATION FORM (TM7)
2. ONE 4X6 CM PHOTGRAPH
3. PASSPORT AND A COPY OF PASSPORT (MUST HAVE OBTAINED A NON IMMIGRANT VISA PRIOR TO THE SUBMISSION OF THE APPLICATION)
4. LETTER FROM EMBASSY WHICH SHOWS SOCIAL SECURITY PENSION WITH THE AMOUNT OF PENSION NOT LESS THAN 65,000 BAHT PER MONTH AND TRANSFER SLIP (IF APPLICABLE)
5. LETTER FROM BANK IN THAILAND WITH ACCOUNT BALANCE NOT LESS THAN 800.000 BAHT AND A PHOTOCOPY OF BANK BOOK ILLUSTRATING ALL TRANSACTIONS IN THE PAST THREE MONTHS.
6. CONBINE NO. 3 AND NO. 4 NOT LESS THAN 65.000 BAHT PER MONTH OR 800.000 BAHT PER YEAR.
7. APPLICATION FEE OF 1.900 BAHT.

Anyway, I don't really care about them anyway b/c I wouldn't get serious with a girl that has a free pass to have sex with anyone she wants provided he pays her money.

I bet you are under 40yo and think these women are "prostitutes", so technically correct, "someone who exchanges money for sexual favours"

But as a guy over 50yo twice married and who has lived in multiple countries. There is *always* a financial aspect in every relationship, and my ex-wives got far more

that any bar girl, they just got it in a lump sum ; )

Many many many of my "dates" in Aus gave/had/enjoyed sex with me for a nice dinner and/or a trinket or two.

In Aus, you may be right, as we have "social security" and if you have no money the Govt provides quite enough to live etc. Here you can starve if no job/man/family.

Also, many Western hookers have drug addiction problems HIV etc. Here you will find 90% are single mothers with a kid or two with mum

in Issan (etc) The father "smoked and drank and never came home at all" She sleeps with you "thinking of the King" so she can send almost all of it back to raise the kid.

I find many of the girls occupy "the moral high ground" compared to Mr Judgmental, who likes/uses the goods, but does not value them due to how they were

made.

NS

Guy far right is a genius cop, wears a t-shirt in English so looks more "under cover", but has it mis-spelled

"If i Fails Right Do It!"

so as not to seem too slick, or give away that he can in fact read/understand English.

Pure genius, there could be no other explanation ; )

NS

Guy far right is a genius cop, wears a t-shirt in English so looks more "under cover", but has it mis-spelled

"If i Fails Right Do It!"

so as not to seem too slick, or give away that he can in fact read/understand English.

Pure genius, there could be no other explanation ; )

NS

At over 3,000 posts on this forum, (3 per day for TEN YEARS!)

Only people as as bereft of a life will/should reply.

NS

My sympathies, only here have I opserved kidness can b repaid with heartless cruelty. I doubt you can do much legally but I would start taking everything you can get your hands on here,

selling it and move to new location. Grab all you can from bank accounts, sell anything she owns etc.

Best of luck mate,

NS

A long time in a Thai prison for US$1,500!?

Glad they got him to confess to his previous runs, rather that rat out Mr Big!?

NS

This is the only way to cope!

http://www.BetterThanSildenafil.com/

Cheers,

NS

I bought a brand new Ford Escape SE http://www.ford.com/suvs/escape/ for that amount.

The cars you mention are useless at times in Phuket due to flooding etc. Only 2.4L

so a bit gutless, but other than that, I am very happy with it. My previous car in Aus was a Merc 500SL

so I am even more happily surprised ; )

Cheers,

NS

So you start a new thread to point fingers at another poster on another thread?

Instead of quoting someone from another thread it would have been better just to start a new thread with what your ideals are not criticize someone else.

PS I read your book years ago, absolute rubbish but the theories that you stole are pretty good. Not one of your lessons was original nor innovative.

I do agree that making a lesson interesting is important for all learners but you don't have to play "Bingo" you could actually do an activity that has real study skills and life skills involved so that students are learning more than language.

Sorry my stuff did not impress you, if only I had a Masters in Education, maybe my life would have had some worth. Oh well, I will try to cope

having retired here*Edited out* at 49yo, and will try and not get bitter like you seem to be ; )

Ian

PS Sorry if I did not meet your forum using expectations, I tried to reply to your post but it said "thread closed", so I thought I did

start a new thread!? Unfortunately I have better things to do than post 823 times like you. I have a life!!

They are pretty much a scam in some ways. At the start you could have "contact owner for availability", and just be a paid member for those leads.

Now they won't divulge the clients real email address, and make you communicate only thru them, and they now insist on taking the money!

Before you could charge the client via Paypal, but now they take the money from the guest/client, and then pay you only when the guest arrives! This way they often have the guests money for months before you get paid. Agoda is the worst, they promote that they get you (the guest) up to 70% off normal rates! But how could they? Say the room/apartment is $100per night, how can they get it for you for $30? This is how, the renter (me) puts highly inflated rates on my own website of say $200 per night (when really it is/was $100) and then you see Agoda's rate of $100 and seems like 50% off! But really they got you the normal rate. Also, the more you "give" Agoda, the higher you are in their listings. At one time we did give them a true 15% off normal rates, but those that gave them say 20% off were put much higher in their listings (for Phuket), and if you gave them 25% off you were listed higher still!

I own/promote http://www.BaanPuriPhuket.com/ , with my own website and have very good reviews at Trip Advisor, but due to them

taking the money, and not letting you deal direct with the guest, I get few bookings that way anymore.

Your own website promoted on Google Adwords is probably the best, if you want to have your true rates on the site and not be part of the

"discounted rates" scam.

Good luck!

NS

Here is the TRUTH for those that can handle it!

NS

Only in America, some amendment giving the right to "bare arms", I am surprised the NRA did not say "guns don't kill people, people kill people" or "it should have been a bazooka", or "you can't have too much fire power" etc. They are insane. Guns accident deaths in US last year 8,000, in UK 36, and still the NRA want to teach 9yo girls to shoot machine guns!? How many 6yo shooting their 4yo brother with daddy's gun do we need until this insanity stops? Having a gun in the house, does not decrease your chances of being robbed, but increases tenfold the chances of a family member being shot.

I long for the days when in Australia, the cops yelled "stop, or I will yell stop again!", rather than now in America (especially if black)

where the cops yell "BANG,BANG BANG stop Police!"

NS

Far more Aussies visit Bali than anywhere else, so it is a worry that Thailand is #1. I am guessing it is drug OD's, (hard to get Heroin etc

in Indonesia, but easy to get here.)

Also, Thailand is 3rd worst in the world for traffic deaths http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_traffic-related_death_rate

In Phuket 80% of fatalities are scooter Vs bigger vehicle.

Add them together and I think that is why.

Cheers, IE(

Until I see a few people/police pointing at the knife/body, it is just hearsay in my book! ; )

His family will be screaming blue murder!

NS

At 53yo I have been involved with the mafia taxis twice, once it actually ended up in a fist fight!
The first time,  I rent out a couple of apartments here, <removed>, for 8 years we used the
taxis from the illegal taxi stand built on our land out the front. One day a guest said "we can't use the taxis out the front,
they don't speak English and we insist on a child seat for our baby and they don't have one." My girlfriend at the time said
"no problem, I will take you in our Ford SUV, we have a baby seat".
About 30 minutes later I get a call from reception saying "there is someone to see you here". I went to reception
and there were five thugs all screaming at me in Thai. After a couple of minutes we worked out that they were saying
we can't take guests in our car, and trying to drag me outside! I knocked their hands from my shirt, explained three
times that it was a special case as they did not have a baby seat etc. They kept screaming, one yelled "NO, fuck you!"
At that point I gave them the middle finger and walked off. The next morning and a few mornings after that, there was
a thug standing at our car giving me a dirty look, as if to say we know where you live and where you park.
At one point in the altercation I said I was going to call the police and they laughed, and said the police were
"their friends" and said go ahead. I can not express how happy I was when 95 of them around Surin were arrested by the Army and
their horrible illegal taxi stands were demolished.
 
The second time was in Karon Bch, I thought I maybe touched a vehicle double parked, when a scooter came at me from the right.
I pulled over (first mistake) and their was a tiny bit of white paint from my SUV on a black 4x4.
Long story short, it escalated into an actual fistfight with me eventually on my knees with five of them throwing punches
and me blocking. We ended up at the Karon Police station,  and at first the cop listened very impartially with no sympathy
to both sides. But later he called me into an empty room and said "that corner has many cameras, I have looked at the film
and everything you said was true and everything they said was lies, so maybe you could send some to jail, but do you
want mafia enemies outside jail?" (they would not let me see the video)
He made it pretty clear it was smarter to let it go. I got the picture, but still they hit me 2,000Bht for something I could
not quite understand. Obviously I was not impressed! However, I found out later that the Army arrested the Mayor of Karon for
"protecting the mafia taxi drivers for years"! I never thought I would see justice, and even said "it will take the Army to fix this"
but was sure they never would,  and still to my amazement, that is exactly what has transpired!
 
Wonders will never cease! TIT
 
NS

What amazes me about all this, is that the problem has been SOLVED all around the world for years, the answer is

TAXI METERS!! They have them in Bangkok and Pattaya, and EVERY other city I have ever visited!

You get in a taxi, there is a set flag-fall for the first set distance, and then an amount per kilometer after that!

I have been saying this for years, but apparently up until now, if you were a Thai politician in Phuket, you could

get killed for using the "M" word! Now we have the Army, all taxi should have a meter, problem solved.

(as for taxi stands, they too are set by the Govt, a good example would be the one in front of Big C in Kamala)

NS

Especially now that the [National Council for Peace and Order] is governing the country, everyone has to behave well, he added.

Should read

Only now that the [National Council for Peace and Order] is governing the country, everyone has to behave well, he added.

I had a fight with mafia taxi drivers and they laughed when I said I will call the police, but they weren't laughing when the Army

demolished their illegal taxi stand, but I was ; o )

It goes like this - from No class..... C class...... E class.... S class.....and so on.

No, only the AMG Sports 500SL or above has any class

It goes like this - from No class..... C class...... E class.... S class.....and so on.

No, only the AMG Sports 500SL or above has any class