mrbojangles

Wonder if the amount of players "suffering" from asthma will also drop now ????

I think after his positive start, Arsenal fans may start to think he can walk on water

Ok gents. Week 2 scores are on the doors in the pinned topic. Congrats to fulhamster getting 43 points to take him into the lead of the overall comp. 2nd place goes to Mouserless and third is smokie36 Edit- to put the name right!!!

Week No 2 Overall Leader Board Fulhamster 43 Fulhamster 71 Mouserless 36 Mouserless 59 smokie36 35 smokie36 52 mrmicbkktxl 33 hotandsticky 51 hotandsticky 32 Jockstar 50 Thaiwrath 32 RedArmy 49 Oldgit 28 Oldgit 49 Jockstar 27 Thaiwrath 46 keithsimmonds 27 mrmicbkktxl 45 ClartyBoots 25 Bangrakbob 44 Bangrakbob 22 ClartyBoots 44 Champers 22 Champers 38 MrMuddle 20 keithsimmonds 38 RedArmy 17 MrMuddle 31 BigToe 16 BigToe 26 owl sees all 7 owl sees all 19 Hall of Fame 17/23 Wilai 58 Smokie36 53 BIGTOE3 51 Mouserless 51 Evenstevens 49 Evenstevens 49 Mr Muddle 49 Mouserless 49 Wilai 49 Jellydog 48 Jellydog 48 Mouserless 48 Mouserless 48 Wilai 48

And head butters

No, no, no. Absolutely not. Maybe in Norway but not in England

About 15 or so years ago a friend of mind got Weils disease. He always drunk from a beer bottle. Although they couldn't be 100% certain, the docs reckoned it must have come from Rats peeing on the beer boxes whilst in storage. I've never drunk straight from a bottle or can since

Nobody could see them. Why would anyone think wearing a grass coloured camouflage kit is a good idea. OK the opponents can't see you but neither can you're own players. I'm sure Luke Shaw kept nipping off for a pie and a fag but nobody noticed

Balo is a Spurs fan

Paddy Powers view on Man United transfer strategy ???? https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1557094159248494593?s=20&t=LymhJc6Ja8MJZkKgT8Io9g

If thinking that gives you a twinkle of happiness in this miserable world that is currently being a United fan, then fill yer boots son, fill yer boots to the brim.

For you Cantona lovers. Just flicking through Netflix and come across a series called Inhuman Resources and the main character is no other than Eric himself. Not the best series or acting in the world and French dubbed in English but watchable. Eric ain't too bad an actor at all.

Definitely pop in if I'm down your way RedArmy ????

Rumours afoot that Chelsea are trying to hijack him

I di think for myself but its comforting when i hear reds of the same view. Even your own blinkered red commentators and fans are saying it all stinks of desperation. Nobody has mentioned these guys before. You seem to be just trying to snap up some left over Summer sales. Have a listen to Goldbridge and tell me what you disagree with. https://fb.watch/eNOAb4pGpo/

Doubt it's Ten Hag but more like your glorious owners and their budgets. Coupled with your recent desperate transfer policy of "owt will do at ten to two"

Im not implying he's your best mate, just a United fan who has studied what hes talking about and he seems quite knowledgeable. If you listen to what he says, he's not talking about assists but passes and % completed passes which is key to a defensive mid

Look at his stats. in fact, look at what your very own Stephen Howson thinks about him https://www.facebook.com/MrStephenHowson

You don't "believe" or "hope" it will go through

Don't forget Adrien Rabiot ???? Their recruitment strategy just goes from bizarre to bizarre-er ????

BTW. Just in case any readers have missed it, there is a footy forum on here for all sorts of talk about (mainly) the English Football Leagues Can be found here and new supporters of any club are welcome to join in:- Football/Soccer Forum - ASEAN NOW - News, Travel & Forum

Tried it but I can't sleep knowing City are playing. Sad eh ????