lanng khao

6 minutes ago, Liquorice said:

 

Same old Liverpool then, nothing's changed!

Just bypass Kensington, anfield, and county road Walton and its happy days,, up the toffees....

20 hours ago, roo860 said:

One of the Indian attackers ended up in a Korma.

Thats only pilau talk..

3 hours ago, RJRS1301 said:

That is why she required the "designer" vagina 

They took the design from the grand canyon .

3 hours ago, Woke to Sounds said:

Another British tough guy. I've taken loads of these yobs to the pavement with my own bare hands.

 

Thai security guard was only defending himself. The foreigner was aggressive and threatening.

 

Fine, deport and ban for 1 year.

God didnt make Rambo,,i made him..

Come to korat, thailands second biggest city,, great place ..

6 hours ago, fondue zoo said:

 

Plus if you buy the farm here, you get one free reincarnation.

What if you dont like evaporated milk..

2 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

I've shared many times how I moved to Mexico and moved back so fast it gave me whiplash.

The SECOND part of that story is how I got my retirement visa back (I STUPIDLY burned the bridge and did not get a re-entry permit!).

 

It was Jomtien immigration. I asked what I needed to do to start the process all over again. The lady officer took me back to a private office where we sat down. She handed me a large stack of forms, all in Thai, and told me I would need to fill them out then take them to Bangkok where it would take several days to complete the task. OR - I could hand her 19k baht and she'd handle the whole thing.

 

I can't imagine they want this gravy train to go dry.

Same thing happened to me at korat,but a few thousand less than you paid, they gave me

 48 hrs to leave Thailand or they could sort everything that day, so they had me by the kai ham ..

4 hours ago, MangoKorat said:

I wonder how she's been living since June 2023?  I mean she's in Pattaya guys.  I know some people like a 'big woman' but surely not......................?

Id of slapped that thoot and rode in on the waves...

What about the beef thats going on with the YouTube live streamers, fellas who live in Pattaya against fellas from the uk who just visit a couple of times a year, all arranging straighteners and doxing each others info online,, its quite entertaining...😂

If it wasnt for bad luck he'd have no luck at all .

On 2/1/2025 at 12:26 PM, MalcolmB said:

I never liked Greek food.

But am quite fond of sex Greek style

Does that start off with Afelia

3 hours ago, henryford1958 said:

Try using the word yai instead of shouting at her in English

She probably would of thought hes calling her grandma .

11 hours ago, impulse said:

From across the pond, stuff like this makes Trump and his ilk look like a Godsend.

 

Maybe he'll be taking applications to allow the UK to become the 54th state?  If they ask real nice...

 

 

Even trumps calling his new residence the Alabaster house .

3 minutes ago, alw22 said:

Can anyone recommend an agent who can help me open a Thai bank account with a DTV.  I've asked at a dozen branches so far been turned down unless I was interested in buying a condo or getting a married.

 

Any agent suggestions for an agent that charges a reasonable price?  I generally live in Bangkok, but am fine traveling to another city if an agent can help there (even though my usual address is Bangkok).

Try thai visa centre, there in bangkok, great reputation, i had a extension off them a couple of year5 ago, coul8 of been easier..

23 minutes ago, madone said:

Pad thai is uninspiring and hardly a traditional dish.  I don't much care for Tom yum either unless its has a clear broth like nam sai or potek, which can be heavenly

Cant beat a nice bowl of kuitio phiset

Hope they gave it a good shaikh...

4 hours ago, J Branche said:

Congratulations You have won an, 8 week, all expense paid vacation at The Singapore Seaside Reform Facility.  You will enjoy the world class Bathing Facilities with free body scrub.  Daily massages by "Ton" who is said to have hands like visegrip pliers.  You'll have an in room fragrance dispenser with lively smells of rotten eggs and body odor.  Please don't forget to give us a 5 star review.  Enjoy

That should give him time to mullet over .