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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that

question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the

children rush to find seats.

Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up.

I'll need all your children's names."

"This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one he is Leroy, also."

The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through

the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the

eldest girl, named Leighroy!

"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL

named Leroy?"

Their Momma replied, "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to

get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' when it's

time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all come arunnin.' An 'if I

need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just

yell 'Leroy' and all of them stop. It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin'

them all Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead

and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not

the whole bunch?"

"Then I call them by their last names."

eeeek children, gotta love them but better when there someone elses's and they go home

55555 funny

When everybody on Earth was dead and waiting to enter

Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines, one line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter." Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man. God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."

Try Bangkok they have used club sales outlets

I've been trying to get back into golf and have visited a couple of driving ranges/courses to practices. However; I've discovered that left-handed rentals are not too common. Does anyone know of a driving range / course around Chiang Mai (preferably Mae Joe area) that has left-handed rentals? Since I'm starting out, I've been avoiding the more expensive courses and prefer a cheaper place to start out. Thanks in advance.

(Besides this, any suggestions on buying a set if I end up playing lot's? )

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Valuume They work great all you need is 1 tablet of 5mg sleep like a baby

Having problems sleeping...can't go to sleep before 4 or 5 am and wake up 2 or 3 pm. Any pills you could recommend?