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The force is strong with this one

Lots of alcohol improves my kung fu skills too...

Hahha what a photo Its like a high school graduatiom with the principle on the middle!

Gossipping and talking garbage uses a lot of calories!

Cop1: hey boss arent those 3 international terrorists with 37 murders to their name, what do we do? Boss: i dunno, maybe if we pretend we didnt see them no one will notice cop2: they look kinda of dangerous with their phones boss: look there is a camera, smile

Youre a complete weirdo.......

Ive noticed more and more The trashier the news outlet, the more and more they use the words "outrage" "new trend" "you need to...." "viral" "trend" Maybe i need to stop noticing them or journalism is so trashy these days

"Note: Generic landscape stock photo used due to the original material from the venue being potentially offensive to some readers." Those erect umbrellas could be deemed as "potentially offensive" too, shame on you????

So now where do drunken tourists practice their pole dancing routine after visiting a gogo bar?

And dressing up as girl scouts is a problem because.........??? Author must have never been to japan

Not if she spent all day watching jerry springer....

Maybe customer dodged a bullet, and the delivery driver was intending to eat her Plenty to go around it seems

Debt collector: "we put 10cm of masking tape over the handle, that'll show him who's boss

Kudos to you for helping out

OMG!!!! Looks like im going to have to sell all of mine

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/death-wall-inside-mushroom-chefs-house/news-story/a879b2505a32b22dc16214201659dab4 The story gets weirder.....

"embarked on an attention-seeking mission" What crappy journalism, assuming its attention seeking without proof he isnt the father (unlikely as it may be)

I'm 10000% sure if i tried to stab or shoot someone and missed because im a knob, I ain't winning the nobel peace prize

Its these type of stories (in any culture) that makes me distrust humans more and more and makes me unwilling to help/trust people

It truly is a baffling story Whenever there is a death by mushroom report, its usually middle aged asians going foraging

The chinese only care about reputation when it suits them

Ill bet thats the price tag still stuck on his hat So he can return it a year later for a refund

Playing devils advocate, Is the 3cm shortness because of hosptial incompetence?

I love it how they make arresting them sound like an international man hunt requiring 1000s of people

As a huge animal and dog lover There are no winners here What people forget is that the dog is behaving instinctively . They are not being evil/vindictive I have no love for pit bulls, but every owner of one thats mauled a kid says how they wouldnr hurt a fly Some breeds are just more dangerous than others