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Cop1: hey boss arent those 3 international terrorists with 37 murders to their name, what do we do?

Boss: i dunno, maybe if we pretend we didnt see them no one will notice

cop2: they look kinda of dangerous with their phones

boss: look there is a camera, smile

11 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Friends,

 

I have never actually used an internet dating site.

 

I cannot say that I haven’t looked on dating sites, though…

 

When I look on Matchmaking Sites, the problem for me is…

None of the girls with profiles ever say:....

 

"I’m a Genius."

They just never even write it in their profiles.

 

My guess is that there ARE no genius girls having profiles on various Thai dating sites, because…

 

If there WERE genius girls on these sites, then wouldn’t they tell you?

 

Therefore, what advice can you offer me?

 

One thing though, when I find my genius Thai girl, I just hope that she wears prescription lenses, but not too heavy. I am OK with heavy girls, though. I just don’t want any genius Thai girls who must wear eyeglasses with lenses thick as milk bottles.

 

So anyway, here is a picture of an Asian girl that I would be attracted to…IF she happened to also be a genius:

 

She not only has glasses, but she has a mask, AND a pipette, too!

 

 

 

 

 

So, recently I have become interested in dating a genius Asian woman because I am tired of not having a GF.

 

I am thinking that I might do EVEN BETTER with some genius companionship from a true genius Thai woman.

 

This Topic has been on my mind for the past few weeks, in fact.

 

As they say (or as I say), you just can’t find what you didn’t know you were missing…

Unless you come upon it…

Suddenly, and out of the blue.

 

Will I ever find what I had not known I was missing?

 

I sure hope so.  But…

 

HOW?

 

I hope you guys can help me to get the word out, thereby helping in my new quest.

 

 

Thank you and regards,

Gamma

 

 

 

Youre a complete weirdo.......

1 hour ago, Bim Smith said:

Is it "A wave of concern" or is it "outrage". I would say it's neither and probably a click bait headline. It's Pattaya and while I have never been there I would expect nothing less if I went and didn't find such a venue in a place like this.

 

If you want outrage go to a Western pride event where you will find all sorts of deviance done by adults in front of children or the fact the US is largest human trafficking country in the world facilitated by its own government.

Ive noticed more and more 

The trashier the news outlet, the more and more they use the words "outrage" "new trend" "you need to...." "viral" "trend"

Maybe i need to stop noticing them or journalism is so trashy these days

"Note: Generic landscape stock photo used due to the original material from the venue being potentially offensive to some readers."

Those erect umbrellas could be deemed as "potentially offensive" too, shame on you???? 

And dressing up as girl scouts is a problem because.........???

Author must have never been to japan

Debt collector: "we put 10cm of masking tape over the handle, that'll show him who's boss

"embarked on an attention-seeking mission"

What crappy journalism, assuming its attention seeking without proof he isnt the father (unlikely as it may be)

Its these type of stories (in any culture) that makes me distrust humans more and more and makes me unwilling to help/trust people

8 minutes ago, cjinchiangrai said:

He is in for a world of hurt on arrival in China for making a spectacle embarrassing to the country. We will not have to worry about him returning any time soon.

The chinese only care about reputation when it suits them

Ill bet thats the price tag still stuck on his hat

So he can return it a year later for a refund

Playing devils advocate, 

Is the 3cm shortness because of hosptial incompetence?

I love it how they make arresting them sound like an international man hunt requiring 1000s of people