Thaipwriter

I love the way Chaweng beach road smells of fresh excrement!

and so it should.

We provide the content and if it gets sold we should profit.

find the local agent for T.V.C Premium paint care products.

Have your whole car looking new for 350 baht.

Most main dealers carry out this treatment

It also raised questions as to how to identify which person is at least 25 years old of age, which will allow them to buy alcoholic drinks legally.

Hint: look at the ID card Thai's should carry with them. Some simple maths will show their ages because the date of birth is written on the front

That airport did not spring up out of the ground for free.

Someones gotta pay for it.

<enter some berks with a suitcase full of contraband>

He had it coming

Most good deals go to local big guns who are tipped off by bank staff.

Whats left is often unrealistically priced, poor condition and derelict.

Best avoided generally unless you are well read on the state of play in the property market.

A high percentage of the stuff advertised by banks now is the dregs of the 56 finance companies that went &lt;deleted&gt; up in '97. no-one wants them but the prices are not discounted.

Does your breath stink?

Homesick?

He can go to China, no problem?

I just did the Nogn Khai - Laos visa run last friday.

No problems at all, there were a few troop lounging around looking totally disinterested in anything.

I didnt use an agent as filling out those small forms is clealry a requirement for the individul to do.

If the agent makes a mistake which then makes you look like you are supplying false information on a visa application then you are in the poop.

Fill out the forms yourself, we are all grown ups chai mai?

Thai's love noise, trash, bright colours, plastic furniture and general chaos.

Let them get on with it.

In about 30 years things will be different. They will think and act the same as we do now. They just have to develop at thier own indoctrinated paced, that's all

I'm going to get a tattoo on my arm that says "buy some more beer"

If they stop advertising I will surely forget to get drunk all the time.

She should be a the hospital, not in the police station judging by the bump on her head and state of her elbow.

6 floors fall? lucky to be alive

not at all.. its reality I dont know what they teach u in england to trust so easy and give away ur money and let the thai lady roll u on her small finger... hehe

too many stories and live reality..

Watch ur money..even if its pound=~70 baht...

Well generousity towards peasants has always been an anglo saxon trait

Same like I will say that the english guys r the most naive and suckers in the world (basis on what I see in thai farang relationship..)

Your lying

Helicopter is your best option at about 50 minutes.

However car or bus will take about 3-3.5 hours or so

The travel time should be a bit less than Don Muang

the new airport can absorb as much as three million cubic metres of water.

Thats right, they made it out of sponge you know.

Try and have as little to do with Nong Khai immigration as possible.

The head officer there is a pompous idiot of the highest order.

He's the thin guy who sits near the window on the right hand side.

Absolute berk

40 baht ride?

you should walk you lazy b&^&%^%D

This weeks news is getting better, after I thought it never could!

Agreed, all we need now is that thickie Bush to cark it.

Word on the street is that teachers in Bangkok is getting busted teaching English without da work permit.

The way to play the market here is to purchase a single owner, 8 - 12 month old Honda or Toyota. Keep it for 4 years and then get 70 % of your money back when you sell it.

Thats cheap motoring.

Folks in other countries have more money and can afford to take bigger losses when trade in time arrives.

Thai's in general have thier cars on credit and when it comes to selling day they aint giving it away and rightly so.

They strenghen thier own market with sensible but sometimes illogical actions, much better than in the UK where money falls of the value of cars at a horrific rate

Maybe it just feels slower?

I can remember getting used to fast cars very quickly and then trading them in for a faster one

tell her to report the passport stolen.

Go get another for 1100 baht.

go back to Embassy for replacement UK visa.

If your girl is reluctant to do this then she is one scamming.

Easy really.

If she really wants to come to the Uk she will do the above request.

Please name the scum that are demanding the 1500 sterling!

put perishable stuff into the freezer compartment and cover it with frozen stuff.Put your beer in there too.

The turn the stereo on loud so that when the power comes back on you hear the music as an alarm clock to know tht you have to move your food back into the chiller section of the fridge.

My condolonces on your loss last night, I'm sure it was very traumatic for those westerners from the more pampered continents

Chaing Mai samaritans are waiting for any calls from individuals unable to come to terms with thier loss.