portisaacozzy

stop it !.you are spoiling a lovely fairy story 'and they all lived happily ever after' !

you shock me !!!

often use to have kangaroo on the barbecue in Queensland,mind you they did tend to hop of fairly quickly

bombing foder

that happens when you hold your meetings in a brewery

wow! you got on to this story quickly,congratulations !!!!

no captain or general rushed to the scene ????????

just ask them one question,'do believe in honour killing '

o Bob,and then you woke up,jumped out of bed,it was real and it was a ladyboy in your bed and you hadnt payed yet !!!!!

no,i always wear my boxers all the year round

yep,i thought they were,2 have moved in with us

thank goodness you have no idea what you are saying !!

if she is coming for you then you are most proberbly a terroist or a tory !!!

why,have you lost yours

Of with the Saracens head, woops,i mean im of to the Sarasens head for a beer !!!!!!!

Nar! if if you checked who is responsible for the news coverage on this topic would likely find a couple of level headed people who can see and show two sides in charge .

Wake up you Knights Templers your time has cum

some people have sold most of there friends

sorry ,but cant find where this should go. woke up,wished my other halfe 'happy valentines ' and she farted

my worst nightmare,my 4 ex wifes say they still love me !

JK Rowling' simply the best.

Woops !, call a spade a spade,i think not !!!

yes yes lookwhat he did for mental illness

'drunk as as a skunk ',very insulting to my pet skunk who says i drink more than he does

there has been thousands and thousands of adoptiions [ ever heard of Elton John ! ] the problem is in your head,did you perhaps have a very close family member ?????