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A walking, breathing "God's gift to women" you truly are. The real travesty is that they all can't have you innit.

I used to hang out up there well before the regional Asian invasion. It was quaint. Some nice quiet restaurants. Can't imagine what it's like now. I dress however I feel comfortable. That's the beauty of not having to care what anyone thinks. I was recently in Japan, picked up a couple of pairs of high quality long pants at Uniqlo at 50% off sale. ¥2,000 a pair. Would have cost ฿2000 a pair for the same pants in Thailand.

Legend in your own mind. Delusions of the highest order. Surely a woman is going to say positive things about your bait and tackle when she's being paid to stomp on it.

The trannies you go with might be fascinated. But the majority of the women will be thinking the opposite and more about possible discomfort. Try a few women instead. You'll see what I mean.

All this talk about Western penis sizes being an attraction for Asian women. Rubbish. Truth be told, it's a self fulfilling Western male prophecy. The majority of Asian women don't ever give the subject a second thought. What attracts the majority of Asian women to Western men is the bulge in the back pocket and the ability to so easily remove it.

Says the man with a large fascination with small local penises (I mean manginas).

It is brand-obsessed, but so is most of Asia. That was another thing that struck me when I first came to Thailand. People didn't seem to mind showing off all their branded stuff. In fact, they often pay a lot of money to act as a walking advertisement for many of these meaningless brands. But in the West this behavior would stick out as being cliched and pretentious. Where I came from the people with money were often the worst dressed to avoid drawing attention. So I was certainly not used to the phenomenon in Asia. Being low key and subtle was always my approach. Not in the hub of bling though. I definitely don't want any extra attention. So you'll find me only in 100 Baht T-shirts now. Guess that poser who just had his US$170K watch swiped off his wrist in Frankfurt learned one lesson the hard way about how needlessly trying to show off and get attention can also have its downsides.

Mine likes a good pounding too. It's natural.

I never understood the whole Krispy Kreme donut phenomenon. I remember when I saw the first branch open in Paragon in 2010 and all the people lining up. I think it was a soft opening in fact and people were only allowed to purchase a limited quantity. I thought "wait what is this?" then I thought "no, they are lining up like that for foonkin donuts?". I was at a loss for words. I was sure it was just a passing phase (as with many things that are popular for only the first minute in the hub of trendy). Sadly, I was wrong though: Also, don't think I would be pleased at all if someone showed up at my door from the airport wielding a box of fried dough drowned in sugar.

I was going to make a joke to say that I live on 4K a month. Eat only MaMa and sleep behind the market and do so in order to step in between all the silly arguing. But then I thought there are surely people who have it hard like that and that it's not something to be laughed at. So why not stop driveling on about how much or how little you all have and simply be grateful that you have enough.

Simple answer is that when you spend so much of your time (worthlessly) in a blottered state, you have a lot of time to sit around and think up humorous words to refer to being shipwrecked.

Thanks. My question was really just tongue in cheek. People could take a few drops of cannabis oil, feel very relaxed, no hangovers/headaches, and without all the other mental and health problems associated with alcoholism. Alcohol really is one of the most destructive legal drugs known to man. P.S. Hard to imagine living in a country where something as important as YouTube is blocked.

Pondering her escape?

Never had someone's boyfriend or husband suck me dry, but I'll take your word for it.

I guess if every woman complains that it hurts then it might start to make you a bit worried.

Real question is why would anyone even want to get drunk? Wake-up in the morning feeling like shiit with a pounding headache, all your cash is gone, awful taste in your mouth. Why not just stay home, chew up some thousand Baht notes, and hit yourself over the head with a blunt object? Same thing innit.

More about Britons on the subject: https://www.thesun.co.uk/sun-men/9324540/idiots-drunk-pass-out-benders/amp/

bob smith no doubt.

According to bob smith, the pre-op lady boys love him because his penis is, on average, 3 times the size of the average Thai male and his balls twice as heavy.

If you are asking about bob smith, more than anyone can count, but he views them as women with manginas.

Well, that settles it, 3 times the size and twice as heavy, FFS, you need to go on a diet!

Try setting the budget at 70K. You'll never spend that much, but at the end of every month you'll have 20K-30K left over and feel good that your not spending a lot.

BS Bob 😂

Well, golly me. I thought that was a West African romance scammer and one of his victims.

In all my decades, I’ve rarely ever seen a foreigner with what the locals would remotely consider a hot Thai woman. In fact, I can count all the those occasions on just 3 fingers. The majority of the Thai women I’ve seen foreigners with look like peasants/maids in the eyes of most of the locals.