Right, it sounds like anyone he purchases either a service or a product from he seems to think either works for him or he employees. Deluded to say the least.
First ask her how much she weighs now. If no more than 55 kg then offer her ฿2000 for a knobbing. If over 55 kg then only offer her ฿1500. If she objects to your pricing structure then remind her that your wife only charges you ฿1000 for a shag, which includes a gratuitous "goodbye" nut in the morning.
If you don't like Trump's Bibles, manufactured in China, you could always buy one of his Swiss watches with components made in China. Or how about one of his "Make America Great Again” hats or a Talking Donald Trump doll both also made in China too?