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Looks like the Incredible Hulks ball bag.

Nuremburg sausages I'll give them a trial.

Why?

That's because you're in Australia, not Thailand.

Your wish has been granted, gotta get your anti British comment in, even if it has resulted in a death.

Don't be a shunt Bob!????????

You're a bit late with that one.????

Nearly finished the scarf.

Obviously they wouldn't, 2 different countries with totally different pay scales.

Rangi's was still there in 95.

FFS, Ive just heard the upstairs window smash. So i hobbled up to find our Gert sat on the bed sobbing...The bedroom window was obliterated, and there is broken glass every where. I said, "Whats gone off Cocka ? She replied, "Im so sorry" "I wanted to try that thing where you stick a ping pong ball up your fanny and then fire it out" "F^%k me" I said looking at the glass everywhere "I didn't realise your pelvic muscles were that strong" She sobbed "Neither did I"" and I promise I'll buy you a new cricket ball....????????????

Why am I feeling more afraid of those feet than the rifle???

Had a phone call saying the missus was in hospital..so as I was going along the corridor the Dr came out and said your wifes got a 8 inch nasty gash.................................I said I know but what injuries she got.