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Correct, I'm a c@nt.
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Breaking what, your leg?
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane....." At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight" At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army." Mommy fainted... THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt
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American Arrested in Bangkok Following Phuket Incident
roo860 replied to webfact's topic in Bangkok News
That's a shame I was looking forward to wearing my new mini skirt and crop top at immigration next week. -
A surefire way of teaching kids that there is no such thing as ghosts is to let them watch an episode of Most Haunted.
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Heroic Thai husband’s defence of pregnant wife ends in fatal stabbing
roo860 replied to webfact's topic in Bangkok News
Absolutely, he's a total <deleted>.- 44 replies
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Boy showing off sword ends in stabbing, 13 year old friend dies
roo860 replied to snoop1130's topic in Isaan News
Seems to be the weapon of choice for feuding college kids, probably that's what he had it for. -
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Intoxicated British Man Beaten by Two Thai Men in Pattaya
roo860 replied to webfact's topic in Pattaya News
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Intoxicated British Man Beaten by Two Thai Men in Pattaya
roo860 replied to webfact's topic in Pattaya News
It's way past your bedtime, you've got an American teacher in there. -
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Hemorrhoids
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