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There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener, and then my dog bit me, so I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I buy a drink, drop the capsule in it, and was sitting here watching the poison dissolve when you show up and drink the whole thing!! But enough about me, how's your day going?.

I followed this on the Thai news, considering the number of people attending there were no stabbings or shootings, compared to a normal day when there's numerous shootings and stabbings etc. Congratulations to all that attended!!!!!!🏍🏍🏍 long may you carry on the good work!!!

Young people enjoying themselves, don't be such miserable old git, it's not every night.

Great weekend, long may it continue!!🏍

He's probably busy making up his childish emojis, pathetic 🙄

My 13-year-old son came home from school today and said, "Dad, can I ask you a question?" "Sure," I replied, "What is it?" He said, "There's a pretty girl in my class who keeps flirting with me. She has great t!ts and is dirty as hell, but she has a boyfriend. What would you do if you were in my situation?" "About 4 years in prison!" i replied..

Especially the 3 wheel disability version

A Harley? How embarrassing, probably they think you are one of the Village People.

I just completed this quiz. My Score 30/100 My Time 166 seconds  

Or one of those Pyramid Schemes

Apparently he's a moderator on another forum, it's probably got about 20 members, you're right, how the mighty have fallen!!

I spat my coffee out reading the headline 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Total a hole

He has

What's a Hindo?-------- Lays eggs.

And still doesn't say what country he's from, regardless of what posters have said on the other thread.

I can just see Tranny searching youtube or any other site for anything to try and justify his nonsense, he's already tried everything and is now clutching at straws. It reeks of jealousy, as you say it's nothing to do with pensions and all to do with other add on benefits, but of course he'll be replying with more nonsense.

Sink it with em on.

The fella in the clip is not British.