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These muppets never cease to amaze, read the full story about the cops at the cinema, pretty inventive though!!!!

🤣🤣🤣BS

I see that Scotland have named a place after a famous Brazilian F1 driver.

Excellent choice, I have the mesh jacket with armour.

Didn't he say in the video the elephant pushed down on him with its trunk and head and he felt bones breaking? You did watch the video?

This is what can happen when you mistreat animals 😢

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Born on this day in 1960. Argentinian footballer Diego Maradona.

Pong village, perhaps he followed his nose.🙃

What percentage of your wages are paid in to government pension fund compared to other European countries? When I had a German gf and used to visit regularly she used to say that a big percentage of her salary went into tax and social benefits. And she also had a private pension, I think the German government pension goes on what you've actually paid in over the years .

'The attackers, known only as Ooy and Kaeo, apparently held a grudge against him over a misunderstanding.' ah yes, the good old misunderstanding 😅😅 Thailand should actually be named, The Hub of Misunderstanding. Priceless.

Excellent

A Navy Chief, a pig, and a dog were the only survivors of a terrible shipwreck, and they found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there awhile, they got into a ritual of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance! Well, that pig started looking better and better to the Chief, so he leaned toward it and put his arm around it. The dog became jealous and growled fiercely at the Chief, until he removed his arm from the pig. They continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. She was in pretty bad shape when they rescued her, but they slowly nursed her back to good health. When she was well enough they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. The Chief started getting those "ideas" again, so he leaned toward the girl and whispered in her ear, "Would you mind taking the dog for a walk".

guy goes into a fancy Seafood restaurant and asks to see the 'live dishes' of the day .. The Waiter leads him over to a large tank , and the man examines the fish .. "I'll have the little green squid - the one in the corner with the hairy lip , please" , says the man .. "O.K." replies the Waiter and calls out "Gervais!!" A little French chef appears with a large knife , the Waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip .. Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices the sad look on its face .. Gervais is touched , and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid .. "Not to worry" , says the Waiter , and calls out "Hans!!" , at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen .. "Sir", says the Waiter, "this is Hans , our dishwasher .. Hans , kill that squid ...!" The dishwasher catches the squid , and wielding a huge rolling pin is just about to bludgeon the little green fella with the hairy lip , when it cringes back and gives a little cry .. "I am sorry sir , I just cannot kill the squid .." Hans admits , his lower lip trembling .. "Well sir ," says the Waiter , "it just goes to show .. {wait for it .......} ...that Hans that do dishes , can be soft as Gervais , With mild green , hairy lip squid ..

Tell them to roll up in a dinghy from France and they'll get 5 star treatment, courtesy of British tax payers.