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I don't think you can teach Thais in three months that they want to listen to a Farang speak. 😁

Do ambulance drivers in Scotland have to beat the <deleted> out of drunk patients?

One correction... Mr. John lost control not when he hit the pole with his motorcycle but when when he first moved to Pattaya. 😄

8 baht each. Is that the normal price or was he running a Get Out of Prison special. 😳

Last time I was there, there were no jellyfish like there were on Chaweng beach in early March this year. 😲 Also, there's an Olympic size swimming pool near my house at the University here, maybe 10 minutes away from where I live. They charge 50B day pass. You can't even pick your nose at a Beach Club pool in Samui for that and there are *zero* Olympic size swimming pools on Samui or probably throughout the whole South. Not try, though. 😘

So, you're saying you can't think of a single factual advantage to living in the South of Thailand vs The North of Thailand during the non-smokey season, so you just throw out an ad hominem attack. Sad, isn't it that the people who love the South can't think of a single advantage over the North. Got it. 😘

No, actually it applies even more to Hat Yai. More people, more traffic. Even worse weather. It's even more remotely located than Samui, nobody makes anything in the South except coconuts it's all imported from the rest of the country. Increases the cost. Also, not interested in living in a majority Muslim culture. If I wanted that I'd move to Afghanistan or Pakistan. Or Pai. 😄

Just got back to the North from a few months in Samui. Why would anyone on earth want to live in the South from now mid-May to late January (8 1/2 months a year)? I laughed when I saw some closed down business on Samui advertising a Sauna. Who needs to pay for a sauna there? Just walk down the street for 10 to 20 minutes. You'll be soaking wet from the humidity. 32c in Samui "feels like" 41c. Meanwhile up North it gets down to 24 overnight, lower humidity, feels nice in the morning to walk around. Driving on Samui is a nightmare. No traffic lights. Chaos. If you're a pedestrian, you're taking your life in your own hands crossing the main ring road at rush hour. Many hotels in Bo Phut on Samui have crossing guards it's so dangerous. Meanwhile up North (at least in Chiang Rai) it's a pleasure to drive. Lots of traffic lights but everything is pretty orderly. Not lots of Farangs First Day on Motorcycle vibe going. 😄 The roads here are uncrowded and in better condition than Samui. Right turns in Samui are no fun and slightly dangerous. And the cost is a lot lower in the North. The high end places in the North are similarly priced with the more Western food restaurants in Samui, but the price on the lower end of the market is definitely better up North. 50B Khao Soi up North would be 70B in Samui, for example. Walk street street food is definitely better in Chiang Mai and Chiang Rai than Samui (Fisherman's Village, Chaweng). I don't get it. Why would anyone think living on that little overcrowded, overdeveloped* island all year round is desirable? The North has no air pollution (Mid-May to Early February). The North has beautiful mountains and the best waterfalls in Thailand. The North is cheaper in every way to the South. The North has lots of wonderful hot springs. No hot springs on Samui. The weather is nicer in the North, it actually gets cool in the morning. Samui starts out sticky in the morning and just gets unbearable as the day goes on. There's a lot more Russians, Israelis and French people on Samui. But many people in the North might say that's another advantage. 😄 *The worst part about Samui was some of the greedy resort owners stole all the beach for their "resort" and build concrete monstrosities right out to the tidal line, forcing people walking on the beach to have to walk through water around submerged concrete obstacles

Forgetaboutit. Go to Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, Korea or Japan. America is for making money if you're educated and can get a high tech job in a startup in Silicon Valley. Not cleaning out a restroom in a fast food joint in Silicon Valley, minimum wage, no education. That's a more difficult life than here in Thailand. See the difference? 🤯

I heard God can make a woman from a rib. Not sure about the BBQ sauce though.

If I see a bad review from someone with only a few reviews I disregard it as biased. Either the competition trying to play dirty or somebody who doesn't get out much. Several hundred reviews then I look at their reviews. If I see reviews for McDonald's or other fast food places, I know they're idiots, too. If hundreds of reviews in quality joints then I pay attention. 😄

The actual facts disagree with your ignorant Fox news propaganda. In statistics, you have to compare apple to apples. I took college level probability. What's your highest level of math classes? It's easy to fool the uneducated. Do you understand how to read data from a graph? Let me explain I am an expert level compared to you. In 2015 ~1,750 Native born Texans were convicted of murder per 100,000 Native born Texans in Texas. ~900 Illegal Immigrants were convicted of murder per 100,000 Illegal Immigrants in Texas. ~750 Immigrants were convicted of murder per 100,000 of ALL Immigrants in Texas (legal and illegal). ~600 Legal Immigrants were convicted of murder per 100,000 of Legal Immigrants in Texas. Looks like you have been fed a whole load of 🐂 💩, boy. 😄

ED isn't a hard problem to fix. 😃

Usufruct? That's just a fancy word for lifetime lease. It's just a lease that expires when you die. It doesn't mean you're sophisticated because you use this word. It's just another word for rental. In fact, right off the top of my head it gives the Lifetime Lease holder an incentive to shorten your life period. 😭

Every time I hear pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop... I thinking "what a genius" you didn't blow yourself up, give them a Nobel prize. 😂

5:30 AM? Meth is a hell of a drug, Boris. 😂

Well, when I traveled to South Laos 9 years ago, all of the bars there had "Friends" on their TV in the bar, replaying old shows. The audience was not Americans. How on earth do people like that shallow, superficial show? Without a single joke that's actually funny? The plot on Friends was deep as a teaspoon. Joey wasn't funny. And the smug, good-looking junky wasn't funny either. WTF?!? AND THAT FAT ORANGE ASSCLOWN AIN'T FUNNY NEITHER 😲

Bodybuilding, bleeding, acting erratic and beating your girlfriend with a golf club is a "lifestyle"? 😜

Bodybuilding, bleeding, acting erratic and beating your girlfriend with a golf club is a "lifestyle"? 😜

Bodybuilding, bleeding, acting erratic and beating your girlfriend with a golf club is a lifestyle? 😜

Influencers, 555. 😁

America has many major cities,but Thailand only has one. But Bangkok is more like a small town with morons like this guy who drinks like a fish. 😄

Bangkok is where all the sophisticated people live, right? 😄

Pheno #21 was Zoap. Smells like Zittles and Dishwashing Soap. Yes I know pheno hunting through hundreds of plants is time consuming and expensive in order to "get something different". Also risky if you're commercial grower. That's why everyone is doing Kush and Cookies family crosses. But remember if the lore is correct both of those strains came from bag seed and became clones quickly. No one can recreate the original because the parents are unknown. Both of these genotypes are highly inbred. You get more of the same, often with a more bland terp profile and a more narcotic buzz when inbred further. It's a genetic dead end. That being said I plan to work with both inbred families in the future (Sunset Sherbet and Chem 91) to make crosses to Thai stick, which is notoriously Hermie. Experimental only, just for my own amusement. Might be a total failure if my males are duds. Happens sometimes --breeders have to throw away a whole generation. It's like trying to tell how big the daughters breasts will be by looking at the father. Impossible. 👍

I think he was lost and couldn't find the hotel. Apparently it's in downtown Chewang next to a Ladyboy Showbar. Just Google it. Lots of reviews. Everyone says it's a great location if you like loud music until 4am. 😂