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SiSePuede419

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  1. I saw that boat when I was in Ko Phagnan. It's the overnight cargo slow boat from Surat. Those aren't "tourists" so much as it's young people looking for adventure or just cheapskates trying to save the price of a room and fly to a cheaper airport than Koh Samui. 😋
  2. Did they get a new espresso machine, smoking cigarettes and snorting chopped up aspirin? 😀
  3. Weed doesn't hurt your liver and there is NO LETHAL DOSE known. <deleted> your toxic juice, baby. 👋
  4. There's one thing Bangkok doesn't have. It's quiet. When I listen at my house, I don't hear traffic noise. I don't hear dogs barking. Usually I hear birds chirping. Or the chop chop chop of a Thai chef preparing food. Occasionally I hear a baby cry. Or a Grab motorcycle delivery. But mostly I hear silence. Something you will never, ever hear in Bangkok. I used to live in NYC. First thing I did when I got my van was drive upstate and camp out in nature. Couldn't sleep a wink. It was too quiet. There were no <deleted> taxi drivers honking their horns outside my window (which had to be open because NYC landlords are too cheap to buy AC). 😂
  5. And impossible to do at noon one of the hottest times of the day because the sun is directly overhead and there is no shade. Gee thanks for the sage advice. 😋
  6. It's "lose" some weight, not "loose" some weight. Sorry, but I don't think I will be taking health advice from someone who isn't educated. There's no correlation between sweating a lot WHEN IT'S HOT OUTSIDE and obesity (I'm not obese, either)... 67% of Americans are overweight or obese but only 3% sweat a lot WHEN IT'S HOT OUTSIDE. It's genetic. And it's HOT OUTSIDE IN BANGKOK A LOT. 😂 How common is hyperhidrosis? Hyperhidrosis is common. Research suggests that an estimated 3% of adults in the United States between ages 20 and 60 have hyperhidrosis. 👋
  7. You must be from Europe, a place with inferior secondary cities. America is different. The best places aren't anywhere close to JFK Airport. 😂
  8. Bangkok is a city with lots of choices... Let's see, should I walk one kilometer in 15 minutes and be soaking wet with sweat? Or sit 60 minutes in an air conditioned taxi in order to go one kilometer in rush hour traffic. So many choices! 😆
  9. My Mexican friend from California told me he booked a hotel in Patong and then was surprised he and his wife were staying in a red light district. I guess he thought they would have some decent tacos there. The red light district in Tijuana had the best taco stand. He told me he ate there before, so it's not like he hasn't seen tacky whorehouse districts before.😂
  10. an infection nearly caused her small intestine to explode. Probably ate too much Spotted Dick. Wouldn't you love to wake up next to this lovely bird in the morning? 😀
  11. You young kids don't know how we old people used to shake, rattle and roll. 😃
  12. I hope he shares his playlist for sword fighting. 😀 "The Duellists" by Iron Maiden "Whiskey in the Jar" by Thin Lizzy "I Am the Sword" by Motorhead
  13. Nurses in government hospitals are compulsorily retired at age 45 You're wrong. No compulsory retirement age. But there is a rule that if they quit, they can't be rehired after a certain age, perhaps 35. But no, they can keep on working as old as they want. I know someone who worked in HR in a private hospital. 😀
  14. I've been all around the world and concrete is gray, not black. You're either so drunk you're blind or you're actually blind. 😅
  15. When he claimed he was starting for the Chicago Bulls his parents should have been suspicious. 🤔
  16. The cult members start telling the truth once they leave the cult. In order to be in this cult you have to lie continuously and pretend that fat putrid <deleted>face cult leader isn't lying. 😄
  17. Those electricity poles take too long to cross the street when you're drunk, hic. 🥴
  18. "Autopilot" is a pretty big word for a guy who wears a baby jacket.
  19. What right-wingers are even MORE scared of is their mistress NOT getting a 'bortion. 😂
  20. Of course! Saw him this year in Bangkok Bank in Chiang Rai. Or maybe it was Mr Natural. Whatever, hi yaaa. 🤷
  21. Checks out, Mamn. ✅ Bolt (slang) 1. to leave, to run off
  22. Nai Yan Beach is literally the beach just west of the Phuket airport. Now that's one cheap Charlie. 😀
  23. Well yeah until he got caught. 😁
  24. Bloody Foreigners always coming here wanting to know what Love is. 🙂
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