keetoot

The west stinks more.

Thais at least have no stinky tp.

Who cares what other foreigners are up too anyway.

I hardly talk to other farangs anyway i prefer the oppisite gendered natives.

Very exciting.....Don't forget spend spend spend..

This is the oppisite of spend spend spend im more like dpend a little and have alot of fun ..

oh i forgot to fill a suitcase with duty free smirnoff and bacardi gold.

(Key to entre thai social circle is high end booze to gain face)

Ex, Anything johnney walker above red.

Phuket trip begining in august.

-melbourne to bkk.

-bayoike tower spend 5000 baht down stairs.

-10 t-shirts ,5 CK boxers, 4 pairs of jeans, 3 hats, 4 shorts and a few belts and a nice wallet.

-Fly to phuket 1000 baht with easy thai airways.

-phuket town market second hand nikes and adidas.

-stash my shit with my rich thai friend and go out with a few thousand baht and come back to my thai mates house for a few days get my head together and repeat.

Fly back to perth and work for a month then repeat.

Anyone disagree with my trip itinery.

Phuket trip begining in august.

-melbourne to bkk.

-bayoike tower spend 5000 baht down stairs.

-10 t-shirts ,5 CK boxers, 4 pairs of jeans, 3 hats, 4 shorts and a few belts and a nice wallet.

-Fly to phuket 1000 baht with easy thai airways.

-phuket town market second hand nikes and adidas.

-stash my shit with my rich thai friend and go out with a few thousand baht and come back to my thai mates house for a few days get my head together and repeat.

Fly back to perth and work for a month then repeat.

Anyone disagree with my trip itinery.

Its a country of extremes. I've seen it on both sides, thai women (older and in need of love) being over generous too

Agreed ive been looked after by thai women many times they were far from stingy too i mean bottles of chivas regal and samsong on tap in a aircon room and fridge full of food and free wifi.

Mangled Thai from this troll

y,

but what is his handle on Thaivisa?

Brothers.. where oh where.. can I get a BJ... Mercy..Mercy..me..

Starlight

...here we go again...

the Best thai chefs are old grandmas

I know more about the poster "Keetoot" than he does himself.

Proof:

- He's not nearly as good at trolling as he thinks he is.

Proof hes not a troll ... every thing he writes is true

Thanks KT. For once I can actually agree with some of your OP. Perhaps you could try spell-check next time to make it look marketable.

6pack of fosters does that too people

Proof

-southern thais are friendliest.

-isaan people are lazy but the most fun thais.

-central thailand is boring as hell.

-bangkok is too damn hot.

-chang mai is full of backpacker w@*&^rs.

-pai "used to be cool"

-dont swim at pattaya bay unless you want hepatitis.

-dont trust a thai you met @ "coconut bar".

-poi pet casinis wont let you leave if you will big.

-hat yai is dodgy.

-phuket is best for chicks.

-too many monkeys in lopburi.

-nong khai is one of the nicest parts of thailand.

-udon thai or "udon" has the most 9s and 10s .

-a smart foreigner wouldnt live I bangkok.

Costas is cool

"Wai" rob a 7 /11 in the first place?

Land of snitchs

Red horse

So did you do the tour or go back to Australia?

Im back in oztalia now but am poor as shit farangland no money nowadays .

Street bar with ice box beach rd first left off bangla opens at 12 am

Farang money too mutt him should give me money because him from oztalia but him cheap charley have no money just spend money on beer never pay lady aand never spend money big my bar only buy beer never barfine never go with lady.

farang kheenok goback farangland come back have money go tour ok.

I know post lazer disco in had yai has good live music and easy goin crowd

its because you werent looking bung.

Sometimes I hold my nose when they walk past they cant believe there eyes

Garryp dont get it dont you?

Transam I dont get it

I live of 10000 baht per month and have more women and ladyboys than in ten years In the west

Sometimes in thailand more in bangkok the thai people hold there nose when they walk past like I am a smelly farang.

but in silom soi 9 I saw office people eating over an sewerage drain and that didnt seem to bother them.

I think only middle class do this and the really rich thais and lower class really arent fazed by farangs presence.