keetoot

Mate the same the world over,just been talking to a pal in Scotland,took a divorced Thai out for dinner and asked him for 50 quid to take her home. You can take the thai out of thailand well you know the rest!!

whats that got to do with a pokie room?

only aussies understand what a pokie room is.

im in the pokie room now

is every pokie room in sydney serviced by a thai women?

some are really cool and serve me bacon egg muffins while i go for my morning pokie fix but some are plain old hags and would give you the scowl if you played 5 bucks and ate one of there cupcakes lol.

thais hoarding is nothing new .

look at the back strerets around khao san .

sh#t everywhere.

the chinese lady i buy beer and snacks from refused to give me a 1 baht discount after months and months of shopping in her little corner store ,

she is also quite rude when serving me and lets thai people get served before i am served.

everytime i walk past i give them a friendly nod but they just ignore me.

the other convienence store just completeley ignore me for a few minute then serve me sluggishly.

i post because i like to remember how thailand gives some users brain damage

when a changover is just a normal start to the morning.

you arrive home in farangland and remember why you left and jump on the next flight back to bangkok

hope he didnt accidently get a katoey jockstrap

Thai mentality is shown on the roads. hard to do something about.

Yes I bash, and I have reason to do so.

well u know the risks at least.

some call pattaya beach "BIG TOILET"

I m very happy in thailand. I know I can live simply and spend the day of experiencing things than buying things.

this is the reason why I do not want spend money on an elite visa because I have lot of fun to travel around even for visa run. and it's much cheaper at the end.

in faranglands, I depress, it s boring and everything cost so much.

example, I want a good breakfast with ham, bean,... I can get it for cheap in Thailand (100 to 150 bahts)

in Europe , good luck to get a breakfast for 4 bucks....I just get a coffee.

150 baht is 5 bucks!!

yeh the cheap english breakfasts are nice every now and then but i cant resist an 8 baht tom yum flavoured mama from 7/11 followed by a big cold leo.

I can remember when I first visited Thailand about 13 years ago.

No (or very few) Nigerians, Arabs, Indians, Chinese.......ahhhhh, those were the days!

thats all you see in pattaya nowadays.

seems whiteman has gone back to thd western world to suffer in a life of once per annum sex and soul crushing work.

Forget the Indians and the "reward", this guy did the right thing and his reward is that good feeling you get when you know you have done the right thing. Great for him, I hope he enjoys his moment

seems asif thailands love for money hasnt yet completely ruined the buddist faith.

any of these items to quality ??? or all

i recently qualified for over half.

but number 11. is a definate stamp which is the creme of the crop being that you drink luke warm siam sato and loa khao mixed together for breakfast on the 7/11 steps without even the slightest gag.

1. your overstay has reached the point of unknown punishment.

2. you speak/read fluent thai to the point where you can read the gossip magazines at 7/11.

3.you miss a meet up with a hiso bangkokian you met on thaifriendly.com because you couldnt afford the bus that day and your phone ran out of credit.

4.you know the train from don meung to hualumpung is 6 baht but takes over an hour.

5.siam sato is your favourite drink.

6.you take the standing train to save money when traveling from south to north .

7. loa khao tastes better warmed up.

8. you wash you clothes over sending them to the 20 baht a kilo shop next door.

9.you pick up 25 satangs of the street.

10. you eat mama,smoke 10 baht tobaco, drink cheap coffee and use dtac 3g 19 baht per day prepaid unlimited 3g and are satisfied with your life.

or the super rich dirty looking foreigner?

so your a super rich dirty foreigner ? or just dirty foreigner, a walt, ? what, definitely lacking in a bit of class dear boy

Your post seems to indicate your an Aussie, so being a member of the criminal classes, your lack of attire makes perfect sense

ive heard of rich scandanavians dressing in bare feet and dirty shirts as a distraction but are actually well of back home and living off a healthy 150000 baht per month norwegian pension.

The vikings are hardly known to be a classy bunch either, drunk all the time, falling in bushes, losing their shoes, (that's why they are in their bare feet)

You really need to start dressing like a respectable farang in Thailand, and TV's resident cultural experts advise the following as acceptable attire

1. Chang wife beater, preferably washed in the last two weeks

2. Walking shorts

3 White socks

4 Sandal's (AKA desert Wellies)

5. Very big Buddha medallion

For attending immigration

1. Freshly pressed polo shirt, or silly checked short sleeved shirt

2. Walking shorts

3. white socks

4. Freshly polished patent leather dress shoes

5. Best Buddha medallion

ive seen aussies have competitions who could wear the same chang singlet day in day out without washing it

No wonder you got the evil eye, did you not read anything about Thailand before you came here? You should have learned about Thai

culture, then maybe you would have known to respect Thailand and it's people.

No more going out without your shirt on, though it's OK on the beach.

what about 37 degree heat in samsen rd side streets at 9 am in the morning while im washing only me only 50 baht second hand t-shirt?

or the super rich dirty looking foreigner?

so your a super rich dirty foreigner ? or just dirty foreigner, a walt, ? what, definitely lacking in a bit of class dear boy

Your post seems to indicate your an Aussie, so being a member of the criminal classes, your lack of attire makes perfect sense

ive heard of rich scandanavians dressing in bare feet and dirty shirts as a distraction but are actually well of back home and living off a healthy 150000 baht per month norwegian pension.

^^^

Would agree with the troll call. If the OP can make up a pathetic username like that, then he will know the expectations of dress code.

actually dresscode varys from place too place and ive seen multi millionaire (baht) queenslanders in dirty pants no shirt no shoes stayin in nice hotels .

so who looks down on who ? the peasant living on fish and rice with a clean shirt or the super rich dirty looking foreigner?

suppose if i saw a thai walk through hyde park in sydney no shoes no shirt id think he was a head case and stare too.

you may be in thailand if you landed off the plane and you have a girlfriend and an apartment with the hour

went to the bottle shop near my room in bkk and got the evil eye from some young trendy thais for only wearing my khaki pants no shoes and no shirt .

the shop is literaly a stones throw from my bed and now everytime i go up the alley where the shop is all the thais glare at me like i am the scum of the earth .

10 aussie dollars a day is existing.

20 aussie dollars a day is surviving.

50 a day is living.