Fore Man

"You're an expatriate.  You've lost touch with the soil.  You get precious.  You drink yourself to death.  You become obsessed by sex.  You spend all your time talking.  You are an expatriate, see?  You hang around cafes."

"It sounds like a swell life", I said.  "When do I work?"

"You don't work.  One group claims women support you.  Another group claims you're impotent."

Ernest Hemingway
(The Sun Also Rises)