norfolkandchance

29 minutes ago, JoePai said:

He carried his Sea-Dweller Rolex watch in his backpack ?

To declare it at customs.

According to my other half, Thai media is now reporting allegedly that more then one horse is involved and the boys father has been confronted.

There are now over a thousand plus youngsters from Myanmar accommodated in our Government Housing Village who work in the attached garment factory, Day/Night shift.

Complaints from the Thai residents regarding noise, drinking and drugs has led to restrictions being Implemented. One being the removal of foot volley courts from recreational areas and placed outside of the village.

35 minutes ago, Chongalulu said:

Don't worry,we're working on becoming the ”mane” event again.. 🐎

Coat !

Come on Brits. Up your game.. 

3 hours ago, flyingtlger said:

A double whammy!!!

I demand a recount. Also the number of first replies you make on threads.

20 minutes ago, riclag said:

Calling foreigners a condom  is very insulting in some countries.

Is it the same in your country?

1 hour ago, john donson said:

one eyed snakes ?

Trouser. It's an old joke.

26 minutes ago, 2baht said:

Bloody foreigners!

Johnny Foreigners.

3 hours ago, Ben Zioner said:

Sleeping on the floor, obviously.

Or a Jewish <deleted>

Location ?

Good thread

1 hour ago, Formaleins said:

Too good for him! By God he should be peeled alive and have salt rubbed into his raw flesh every day for 500 years, if not longer and it should be carried out for at least 10 years after he dies.

 

They should send Thai special forces, led by Anutin to Switzerland to round up every member of his family, bring them to Thailand and hold a show trial in the same format as the Israeli's did with Adolf Eichmann, then hang all of his family including any pets that they own.

 

Just remember though - John - 8-7-11 " He lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone"

You forgot the sarcasm alert sticker.

47 minutes ago, MarcelV said:

Yeah. Truly disgusting to beat up your own wife like this. And now she even wants to bail him out. What's wrong with these people?

Are you taking the p%ss or being serious.

Guy in our town just opened a Kebab franchise with his Thai wife on the Main Street. Sits front of house. Pizza place 2 doors down.  What could possibly go wrong.

40 minutes ago, roo860 said:

You mean the one who hasn't got a leg to stand on?

Get your coat.

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

 

What are you dribbling about, that aint his wife.

Started early on the sauce.

F-35 slealth fighter disguised as a F-16. Me thinks.

The Doctors boyfriend will be disappointed if there's no payout.