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Ebumbu

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  1. Why go to jail when 1500 baht buys all night? I guess it's true that this isn't about sex, but control or sadism.
  2. In case no one has mentioned this yet: We have vastly more cannabinoid receptors in our stomachs than our lungs. Thus, you know that it would be untrue; You know that I would be a liar; If I were to say to you, edibles don't get you higher.
  3. Of course he knew. Just had buyer's remorse and chickened out. YOLO.
  4. Not just a sexist. An adjudicated r*pist. He's going to find extremely creative ways to destroy the economy, the Constitution, law and order, international relations, NATO, the environment, Posse Comitatus, the balance of power of the three branches of government, the emoluments clause, and nearly any other domestic and international norm he can get his hands on. His mission this time is to destroy. Vengeance.
  5. And then you found the book it was carrying called, "To Serve Man." It was a cookbook! Run!
  6. The Battle of the Bulge. The key is plausible deniability. For newcomers, try this: "I was drunk and I didn't know that all three ladies had anacondas!"
  7. Sometimes. Women are like a Cracker Jack box.
  8. It's hard to say. What is a woman?
  9. Did you do a gay today?
  10. I know your secret. Your username is an anagram for: DO A GAY Check your username. Your secret is out. Now live your life, Yagoda. Enjoy all the meat you want. This is Thailand. I rest my case, Mr. phallus avatar.
  11. You are what you eat.
  12. There are some great articles in House Beautiful about redecorating your closet. May I share them with you, since you spend so much time in there.
  13. In other news, Jake Paul calls out Dick Van Dyke and Jimmy Carter.
  14. "Not that there's anything wrong with that." You forgot the punchline.
  15. I'm sure that's merely dried toothpaste on your chin. The ones who hate the most are the most conflicted. Even your avatar is a phallus.

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