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LOL my mate just told me there are green spots on the red lids...
Good to be color blind I have seen only a blue pipe and a meter with bird crap on..
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the water meter is looking for more the work of the guy who painted the wall.. Youngsters are artists, they would have whitened the entire lid.
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Okeeeeee
now that avatar picture on your profile makes sense..
You still ask her to give the money for the house back? ?
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Walking Street
Bar Fines
"sponsored" luxury houses in Isaan
Hooters on Beach Rd
German Cars (at least original copies)
Rolex (at least original copies)
Nike (at least original copies)
BOSS (at......)
well, and Western People who buy that stuff and smuggle it back to their Countries
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the question was not silly ?
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no clue mate,
there were some leather makers in china town last visit where I have seen some bikers buying western boots with tips they could kick an ant's butt with that. They should be able to fix the soles..
but at the 20 baht shop you get the common flip flops, rip the plastic toe killer off and buy some 25 baht elephant Super glue at 7/eleven.
Makes 45 baht in total and you can jump like a wannabee stuck with the legs in car springs..
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How long it takes to handle a gun properly (easy for you, load and shoot, what you hit isn't important but the sh*t you are in then..
and how long takes it to train a dog or better two.
I got myself 2 scar-faced street-dog Puppies, Bang Kaew Shepard mix I estimate.
They are a bit stubborn at the beginning, but when you make them a comfortable home, get a scooter with a side car (they will love it and you)
and train them every day 15 min just the basics or as I use to say:
My doggies rules:
- A hand of a stranger will feed you? Get the whole hand and stay off the food.
- Does a stranger carry something from your turf, block the door and keep him on the ground (unfortunately Thai dogs don't mind the difference of someone carries something in or carries something out, like a Lazada Courier, a misunderstanding that kept the poor guy 6 hrs laying in the sun on the lawn)
- Mum yells for help just go ballistic and make no Prisoners at all, but if mum is laughing screaming and brother Ae throws her into the pond have fun and join the game. They can well separate from serious fear or fun.
- somebody approaches you with a raised stick and a bang (Firework will do) might be shocking but after a while they
switch to teamwork, move to be no target, show teeth, growl and let the brother come from behind, then go both ballistic.
Last most important:
If you go out with daddy or mum in the public, there is no enemy, no treat and all in the Pub or the house you visit are nice people. Stalking is fine as learned, attacking only on command.
But be aware if you command the dog ATTACK it can count as using a gun!!
If they do it on their own on your turf its counting as a guard dog and the thiefves are fair Game!
More work than buying a gun but sure keeps you out of any trouble.
The Policeman who came to rescue the DHL Courier was stunned as i told him to turn the phone on loud.
One word and the poor fellow was free..
Only problem, after one week he popped up with a quite nasty looking flea carpet from the street and asked me if I could train "his" new dog. I told him not every dog of the street has the potential..
Better get a puppy of the street, invest 1500 baht for cleaning and vaccination and it will turn over into a great thankful friend. Just watch a group of dogs, the Alpha Puppy are clear to point out after a few days watching. You spotted one feed him for a few days, let him get closer to the car and when he jumps in one day on his own, you drive both home.
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1 minute ago, Tanoshi said:
A friend of your wife or neighbour will suffice.
On one A4 sheet 2 x postcard size photos outside your house showing the number, and one directly outside the front door.
Another A4 sheet with a copy of the friend/neighbours Tabien Baan and ID card signed by the friend/neighbour.
That was my first attempt and got denied.
I was asked for a pic from us and the Landlord of the house (who is living in Udon)
By the visit at the bank I mentioned this case and the Manager jumped in..
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I had it 3 years ago and asked the Bank Manager who knows us since over 10 years to play that role.
We made a Pic in front of Kungsri Bank and he was even so kind and wrote a statement that we are frequent customers here incl his tel nr for further requests.
Worked like a clockwork
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same old story since years..
Mine id different, mine works in a Restaurant and as soon out of sight she will be found hot dressed in hip waving in Insomnia walking street.
I guess its about 60% the story Love, new mobile phone, scooter for father, buffalo surgery and Grandma's bad sh*t...
and when all has been paid the test drill in the wallet is over...
...and the serious love story starts, a car or even a house?
then she turns over into a sexual dead zombie just to get rid of you...
14 years ago I bumped into a girl in Isaan working on a rice field, didn't speak English and as we came together:
No I do NOT want a house, No just put the money on YOUR Bank account and put the household money incl rent on mine.
5 years ago I heard a wimping from the bedroom and as I asked whats wrong, she replied with her open bank book on her chest.
You have learned me so much, also what 1Mil baht is in Numbers on the calculator.
But, How does it look like, is it a table or a room full?
I replied "why you ask me?"
"because I have been by the bank since a long time to print my Bank Book with the household money, and the bank gave me so much extra that it is now over one Million.."
She might be one of the 40% but she was not found in walking street or even in a restaurant in Jomtien..
She is my little Farmer's girl, loves singing in her garden, is stunned what you can teach a dog if you care, almost never goes out
and shopping ends up in looking for a Magazine, checking for a dress not more than 300 baht and working one week sewing on it until the style of the one in the Magazine is copied.
When I am asking for what occasion she will wear it the answer is mostly .. when my sister comes I will show her I can..
If I would be you I would have said good bye already and taking the next 40% chance finding the right one.. there are lots out there, not all Thai Girls are bad..
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I usually go to chon buri army camp shooting range as its open on sunday for civilians.
S&W .38 incl 50 rounds 1500baht
there are always sitting some fellow with a pelicase full with other specialties for rent, but they ask quite a number for the fee and ammo.
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Same here, I was the 10th January there and was very satisfied.
the UKOG and also Norwegian can be done in Bungrumrat Hospital, simple easy and almost sure you pass any test.
3500 baht was the price compared to BKK Hospital Pattaya for 7900 Baht 2 years ago and quite a lot of more tests done.
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Lots of treads here are way too low just to show off how cheap they can live here...
C'mon guys I see many on low budget but still every day out and don't tell me you can even cover the stone table with 1000 baht a month.
When I blow 1500 in a pub incl lady drink even at the stone table a 300 - 500 will be gone, depending how much your face turns into that of a red snapper..
...and somehow I have the feeling there was a hole in my pocket so 60 - 100k are gone each month..
house and maintenance, aquaponics training farm for my wife, titties & Beer, motorbike rides, dining with friends, dogs, relaxing on the beach, sometimes family support, health insurance incl validation smoking, tips and thanks for help.....
No worries 52% German Income tax saved goes fully into my pension box to cover my life style also till 99 years old PPLS
(personally planned life span) LOL.
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Hotel 4 stars in Vientiane was last year round 400 THB, beer is almost everywhere 60 THB, Food good and cheap
I couldn't experience anything like you had.
Bloody cheap over there. Ok, beside Tuk Tuk same rip off as here.
I guess you simply couldn't handle the big numbers.
Its the same in Indonesia I was in January till April, 300000 IDR for a good Hotel sound a lot but is just 25 US$.
Hence when you go to a Bank and change 500 $ they throw a crap load of worthless paper at you and as fast it comes as fast it goes..
Or you have been simply ripped off big time, big nose = big wallet as everywhere in Asia.
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Law cases till 10000 baht are not opened at the Thai court.
In that Moment you offered 50% you have been shrinking the case to 10000 baht and the Chinese Company wins 1:0.
Lucky you, coz the Lawyer would have costs the minimum Charge of 10000 baht and to open the case another 10000 baht, hence you would probably win and end up with unfortunate a win win situation 1:1.
They might have a Facebook page: batter them there until you get blocked or at least another promise.?
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Proof monthly income is a bit tricky.
Once I tried and I was asked to provide income slips, working contracts (i am freelancer) and finally I gave up and asked if it would make more sense to show my bank books.
800.000 baht min required to show.. well I got my stamp without any hassle.
Just be aware that it takes 21 days so be in time before your 30 day stamp expires in the progress.
Then your passport comes back and you have to make a visa run.
If you can't show 800k deposited on a saving account go to a Visa Service they may can help
for around 20k you get the 3 month Tourist plus 12 month non O retirement Visa incl re-entry permit.
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I was working for a year each in Penglai and Gaoshan and sure the Chinese girls are cuties but with English it was not too far to come.
Almost nobody spoke English there beside my translator and she was a cutie too..
I personally put Thailand before China.
Cambodia I visited my mates and sure the regulations at the borders were Impressing:
You want a 30 days Visa, 1 year or 5? A work permit Sir? But after entering the Country,
well you breed a Cambodian criminal with a Thai and you get a thief too lazy to steal.. BY God Not my words but the ones of my mates. I just found the joke too funny.
I prefer Thailand and when you integrate yourself you have some good Thai friends, so helpful and some of them did so much for me that I feel ashamed as I never can give that much back.
But I can give them my friendship and not wait every day that they come, I show that I appreciate to have them by doing many visits myself for a little yek yek..
I have seen situations somebody came and asked what the farang does on their terrace and they went ballistic warned them that they don't call "lung" a farang..
Its in the Foreigner's hand how much he want to adapt to the Thai Style of life and how much he want to be part of it..
But back to the topic, its in every individuals hand and heart where he feels home, how his personality can take the culture when they eyes and mind up more and more as the reality comes with the time when the friends are gone and the loneliness catches up.
The language barrier can be another issue but I experienced that the Thais want to speak but they are too shy, it takes a bit that they open up and try their best.. But the foreigner, does he?
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Leaving Thailand.. it can have so many reasons.
the bones are failing is sure one when you have the NHS for free but have to pay a good Hospital in LOS.
Changes politically and personally (lost friends) is another.
and so 1000's of more that make you stay or go.
The life style is a self created that can bring you down.
anger about changes is also self created as the world lives from changes
BUT the exploding population of the world that makes these changes necessary is not in an individual's hand..
Let me tell how I came here.. 20 years ago I was in South America and the Latinas were for me the most beautiful until I got a massive ashtray into me face for no reason just out of a temper.
Then I had a Job in Asia but Singapore was too expensive, hence over 2 years on Pulau Langlawi I came to Thailand.
I adapted fast to the Thai way and actually was happy I could leave the (self built up) necessary Latin Temper behind me. This is not me.
After 7 years there was the moment where my own words hit me like a hammer, my golden rule. I actually said it many times but understanding is another thing, just like reading a story or the words of a story:
"it takes 2 days to say I am gone but it takes 7 years to say I am here"
I found a way to make a living, i found a way to build up more pension than I ever will get in Germany after 30 years of work. And I am myself, that what I want to be, see the changes here and in Europe and understand, I can't stop it but Europe would take me into risk to moan again more and more..
Funny: Here in this thread there are all the minds and personalities together.
Some characters that I would ignore in my favorite Pub but also soft speaking people who just want to speak and comment..
But I have no influence on the people who react rude, arrogant or nice, I can only take or ignore..
so also the changes in life, changes the politics bring and changes in the social structure.
They are everywhere on the world.
I plan my live, I plan even my days and beside this there is in LOS no difference.
Going back home brings you in the same situations, you need to look for friends if your friends leave or die, and you need to ignore some personalities. It doesn't help to complain or beg how to overcome pain and wear and tear of the bones.. The train is gone so use a bus.
My knees are wrecked by climbing wind turbines, I loved the Job to be a ruff boy so I had to swap it for a desk what i never wanted. Not in Thailand not in Germany.
But that is not a reason to leave back to Germany.
Where Do you want to live, where are you really happy?
The question is easy without thinking the Consequences like at home people will say:
"he didn't make it, look another looser returns...."
That's easy to reply: "it was nice and beautiful but somehow I was homesick, I had a good time but the heart was always in my home land"
I feel the opposite. I miss Thailand and feel with all of my heart home.
In April I was at my parents for 3 weeks standby to the next job..
After 2 Weeks I thought why I didn't go home I am lonely here even at the house of my Parents..
Last a true joke:
"Oh Lord (Bhudda) let me win in the Lottery" you say it every day,
until a voice from the heavens returns: "go and buy a Ticket you fool and don't bother me anymore"
(this was no verbal attack against you markusss.. It was a general joke that says so much truth...)
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15 years now here and no feeling at all to leave.
OK i am often in Europe due to my Jobs but I see how fast it goes downhill there gives me goosebumps.
Appointment for a doctor up to 6 month (!!!)
Income Tax for Freelancer 50% above in Germany
Health insurance 600 EUR month minimum..
I am a bit of a Family man:
Laying on the Sofa in Front of the TV with my wife in the arm
go for a swim with no wintertime
driving my bike with no winter break
loving my (tropical) garden and my Crayfish in my Aquariums
planning in the week a Sunday trip
might sound boring but my Grandparents and Parents did so and I still enjoy the home atmosphere.
But when I step out of my door, Palm trees, warm, good neighbors well and some of my friends dies or left,
that's sure significant changes.. but wouldn't it be the same in Germany?
the modern fast living world catches everywhere up also in LOS,
but still it stops in front of my gate.
I am not that picky as long I can be happy..
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On 7/15/2018 at 4:55 PM, CLW said:
I'm curious about your grow beds. Have you calculated the cheapest way of building them?
I would either thinking of some brickwall / concrete construction and make it waterproof with pool paint or concrete additives or as other way some kind of underconstruction (with 50cm depth maybe blue plastic pipe strong enough) and then lay some pond liner.
Looking forward to your or others' replyAfter long research its the common 10cm cinderblock or lightweight concrete Block for rough 5.5 baht a go. Covered Pond liner from VSC are here the best and cheap.
My mate is good in construction things and he recommended good foundation poles in the ground is essential for long life.
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I like your avatar carlyai, when my wife complains I played a air fiddle and she replied then, why you play music for a buffalo you must be more stupid.. Seems to be a common Thai thing..
Just received a message that my wife has bought 1 more aquarium for her crayfish fry.
As the backyard is full the living room has to provide now more space, lets see when the TV and my office desk flies on the street for the garbage workers LOL.
She takes the fry as soon hatched out of the berries from the mothers and separates them, the survival rate is going much higher as not so many getting eaten by the mother.
The water she tries to color by using coco coir and she said that they move more around. In the clear water the fry is balling up obviously as a protection against predators.
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Coincidence, nice
the blue barrels were a first step, same way, cutted in half using a bell siphon (just in the opposite corner for max flow through)
Then the barrels got scrapped according to the needs and wishes of my wife and new blue barrels have been bought to be used as 3 then 4 filter system. And so my entire backyard changed into a Landscape of blue pipes, concrete Buckets with ebb flow beds and a dutch bucket system..
And even due to lack of space 6 x 4 chamber baby aquariums into the living room.
There was a day over 5 years ago my wife, her aunt and nephew were p*ssing themselves laughing. Look what Lung Will does but after they have harvested the first salads, onions in half the time and twice the size they went into it.
And the wishes came: I have seen on google this, can you add it to the system? So the pump grew from an aquarium pump to a 12000 ltr/hr pump, the filters made from garbage bins to blue barrels and as they didn't catch up with the ammonia the 6 x 120 ltr ebb flood beds came into the game..
that's where we are now, done upgrades and changes sometimes all 2-3 month when I came back from a job and also now I know already when I leaving the Vessel in the North sea, in about 1 week the story picks up with me.
But anyway I am happy how my wife and Thai family is now keen learning the way from an urban farmer to a modern farmer and how happy and proud they are with their own results.
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As this is the Aquaponics forum and I have long ago joined a treat under red claw crayfish I have a question (more than one)
I went my own way to design an aquaponics system based on knowledge from my relatives in the Netherlands who have big size hydroponic farms and own knowledge from ships (yes, offshore Vessels and Constructions) plus mechanical and electrical background gathered from my work offshore.
As I said in the more than 5 years planning I had a lot of OOPSes and Loops as the Netherlands and North sea is not the Land of Smiles..
Here some Questions:
- pumps I sourced at Ruangsangthai as they are well stocked and I hope to get a reply soon. May be somebody has even a better idea where to look for energy efficient high flow pumps (60.000 ltr/hr would be perfect)
aliblahblah offers a huge amount (made in china and India crap) and somehow I have the felling that it will smell like tons of dead fish using them.
European pumps like Blue Eco = 4300 EUR a go multiplied by 52 pieces plus tax and transport would be roughly 1/3rd of my complete 95x100m greenhouse and fish farm building incl all tanks and grow beds. Thanks but no thanks!
- Rockwool cubes (grodan). I found a hydroponic supplier who sells foam blocks but the seed germination rate was 10% even following accurate the instruction. Also it looked more that he wrecked down a sofa at the motorbike taxi stand and sold me the foam filling.
Coco Coir is about 75% healthy seedlings but in aquaponics only a 2nd choice for me.
- Last and most tricky question:
I said already I planned to put red claw crayfish into the grow beds.
Tank culture does usually not bring any market size Crays but with a special grow bed design of 7.5 x 50 mtr x 50cm deep I am sure the size and growing speed will drastically improve.
I have made now 2 years long experiments focusing on how the Crays behave, as I expected they will go like the "axe through the forest" with my veggie roots.
But after double and triple check the phenomenon, the opposite was the case.
The crays were climbing busy as never seen before through the roots, hiding and picking selectively the rotten parts out and more healthy and faster growing plants were the result.
Also they kept the bottom of the tanks (used as grow beds) neatly and clean beside leaving piles of their own from me and my wife high valued "releasements" after our garden plants showed us where the 'frog the curls has' ? (see picts) and created a thick jungle. Bananas Stems have reached about 50cm diameter and the Chicken Flower had 10m Vines with 1000's of flowers. Almost the entire Village made photos and so one wedding couple under a sea of flowers.
Solids in grow beds can be another issue but my biggest worries is since begin how to harvest all the good high value crap and gets it as a high end fertilizer on the market.
The combo grow bed and housing design is now completed.
They crays will be happy with a good flow through their housings and as soon the occupy a condo the flow rate with high pressure clean the crow bed..
How to achieve that? ...my Secret ?
Back to the question.
As Aquaponics are more common in AUS and the US I believe there are farmers who already introduce crayfish directly into their grow beds and just don't tell it because they fear comeptition.
Google knows almost nothing about this. Some backyard farmers tried but most made engraving mistakes and the crays ended up in the entire system where they created more or less a huge mess.
I overcame this with some Ideas from Ships, Wind Turbines and ...my secret ?
But what we all know is the Aquarium effect. Put a fish in a small tank and he will stay small get him a bigger home and he grows leave him in the river he turns one day into a Game Fish..
Making an Aquaponics grow bed big, deep enough, good aerated, self cleaning and put you BBQ as work power in that pays you at the end for the good job (Remember I said before, the life stock is a minus until breaking even business in aquaponics, do not even think about making profit, no you won't! But you need the pee to get Bio Veggies and yes you can even after all feeding costs reaching the breaking even marker ...my secret ?
Off cause I f we are living far apart in LoS and you are planning also to feed a bigger city in the hood we might have to share some secrets. In total I must have spent a few million quit for my test system(s) and secrets and sure sharing knowledge would have saved a coin but as I said before, I went and purposely wanted to go my own way.
Nelson and Pade and Friendly Aquaponics sell you a system from the shelf but there are still many improvements to make to get it optimized in LoS.
So does mine .... my secret ?
but if this forum starts proper through as heck I am sure one who helps and also shares some secrets..
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Pattaya Klang
Dental Ideas opposite SCB beside Foodland.
She did all my Gnashers for a great Price and the quality was outstanding.
The best was:
I had to get a root treatment in Germany and the Doc said that he also does this system bridges, they are good and reliable even they costs twice the money than the standard ones they are worth every cent. If I need replacements I shall call him for appointment..
As I replied it was made in Thailand 6-9 years ago he started like:
OK, yes I can see, here and there the Thai dentist was not working as accurate as we do here, but good work anyway..
I can only say, once a I bit on an olive pit and it cracked, the bridge not (don't try it, it hurts like hell..)
then I was biting heart-full in a steak sandwich with a hidden 1 1/2" bone piece, again the bone lost the match (hurts too)